Statehumans one-shots because why not? [SH crackfic]

19- Child care

Meanwhile, with a certain square country;

"Mr.Wyoming, it has just become known that you are not of age to live on your own. You must be under the care of an adult," Some official tuxedo-wearing lady stated. She was a new organization created; The Wyoming Police Force and Health Services. Or WPFHS for short. Pronounced like Whip Fish, for some reason.

"What? But this is my country! I make the laws!" Wyoming argued.

"Actually, most of your laws are still set to the default setting. Except you made the legal drinking age 15 years old..." WPFHS sighed. "The point is, you're under 18. You need to be under parental care."

"I- Fine, I'll go move in with my siblings," Wyoming grumbled.

"Actually, Mr.America has been reported to be away from his children for over a month. This is inappropriate behavior for a parent. So, the 49 states will also be placed under someone else's care," WPFHS explained.

"Who's care?" Wyoming questioned.

"Well, at the moment, there are six countries willing to take care of you," WPFHS looked at a piece of paper. "The UK, Australia, Canada, Mexico, and most oddly, Russia. Also, if you want to be alone and without your siblings, Spain is looking for one single kid to take care of."

"So, I get to choose?" Wyoming asked for confirmation.

"Yes. Your siblings are in a meeting, currently deciding. Would you like to join that meeting?" WPFHS asked.

"Sure," Wyoming shrugged.

And so Wyoming quickly jumped out of his 1,000 story house and fell onto a trampoline, which bounced him to the state's house and directly through the ceiling into the meeting room.

"We can't go with UK," North Carolina was saying.

"Agreed. He's off the list," Virginia nodded.

"Canada's awesome. I'm moving with him," Maine stated, along with the support of most of the states bordering Canada.

"But Australia is the cooler uncle!" Florida protested. "I'm going with him!"

"Mexico's the coolest uncle!" New Mexico shouted.

"Agreed! I'm going with Mexico!" Texas input.

"You guys can all argue, I'm going with Russia," Alaska decided.

"I'm with UK," Hawaii glared at the arguing states.

"I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE! I'M AMERICAN! YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!" Delaware yelled.

"'MURICAAAA!" The thirteen colonies screeched whilst an eagle flew overhead and a nuclear plant exploded nearby.

This is the official decision board;

With the UK;

-Hawaii

-Alaska (Because Alaska wanted to make sure Hawaii wasn't lonely)

With Australia;

-Florida

-California

-Georgia (To make sure Florida doesn't set Australia on fire [Again])

-New Jersey

-West Virginia

With Mexico;

-Texas

-New Mexico

-Arizona

-Alabama

-Louisiana