My Little Pony: Issues are Magic

Something is fishy...

Polaris was talking to Callisto on the couch in his bedroom.

"Ever since my dad has been back, my mom has been acting weird... Almost as if my dad has her under some form of control." Polaris said to Callisto.

Callisto, having the high of her life from the brownies Sacred gave her, said: "You got a point my dude." After she got those words out, she passed the fuck out.

"Callisto? Callisto?! Fuck. Not again." Polaris said as he dragged her out of his room and down the spiral staircase.

"SACRED YOU FUCKING BASTARD, GET YOUR ASS DOWN HERE!" Polaris screamed.

"Yes dear?" Sacred answered.

Polaris couldn't help but blush. But he shook his head and got to the point.

"How much fucking weed was in those brownies?" Polaris asked.

"Well, we don't actually know how many brownies Callisto ate, unless you do. James, you know him, my therapist who gave me the brownies, said he put extra love in them but it was the normal, perfectly legal amount of Tirek's lettuce." Sacred said.

"I thought weed was illegal?" Polaris responded.

Relay just woke up, coming down the stairs from just waking up and seeing whats going on.

"It's too fucking early for this shit." Relay said as he walked up the stairs in his robe and bunny slippers Callisto made for him.

"Well my dearest Polaris, I may have pulled some strings and me and your mom smoked together, and she might've legalized it..." Sacred said.

"SACRED!" Polaris screamed.

"What? It was her idea!" Sacred replied.

Polaris sighed.

Luna rushed down the stairs, baby in arms. "CALLISTO BABY WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU!?" Luna screamed.

"She ate too many of Sacred's brownies and got too high and passed out." Polaris explained to Luna.

"Also, where the fuck is my mother?" Polaris asked.

"Stuck up Sombra's ass somewhere in the castle. Don't be surprised if you get another sibling out of this." Luna said, disappointed.

"I knew it..." Polaris said.

Callisto woke up.

"Where the fuck am I? My head hurts like hell..."Callisto said.

"Callisto sweetheart you're awake!" Luna said happily.

Nyx started crying.

"Nyx oh my god baby i'm sorry! Mommy just got too caught up with your older sister! I will go feed you now." Luna said as she walked off.

"Where the fuck is Relay?" Callisto asked.

"He said and I quote, "It's too early for this shit." and walked off, i have no idea where the fuck he went after that." Sacred said.

"Now, If you'll excuse me, I have a bath to get to." Sacred said as she walked off, but before she walked off, she gave Polaris a kiss.

Polaris blushed.

Callisto, still high, said "Are you and her a thing?"

"Maybe..." Polaris replied.

Callisto smelled herself. "Ew. Holy shit, I need to take a shower. I'll be back." They walked off.

"Welp. I have parents to bust." Polaris said as he walked off.

-to be continued.