My Little Pony: Issues are Magic

Unity

A royal meeting was called to the throne room. Everyone was called, atleast the royal family and Relay.

"Aparently, Celestia is pregnant." Phantom said.

"YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT!" Celestia screamed.

"Mom I thought you were a lesbian..." Polaris said.

"Did you not know there was a sperm bank outside of Canterlot?" Sacred asked.

"I did, I just didn't know it was still in business." Polaris replied.

"I can't even get pregnant anymore!" Celestia said.

"We all know thats a fucking lie." Polaris said.

"What if it's Callisto's? Or even Sacred's?" Celestia asked.

"I can't have children and you know damn well Callisto would have killed herself if she found out she was pregnant. Oh hi Callisto."  Sacred said.

"Hi Sacred." Callisto said.

"OH MY GOD YOU ACTUALLY SPOKE!" Sacred said.

"You guys don't even know if it was a sperm bank!" Celestia said.

"Then what was it?"  They all said.

"Fine, you caught me! It's Sombra's." Celestia said.

"H-how?" Zippo said.

"I thought he was dead? Mommy murked him." Callisto said.

"I have my ways." Celestia said.

"So you're pregnant?" Relay asked.

"Yes." Celestia said.

"It's apart of her "get better" program!" Zippo interupted.

"Now if you'll excuse me-" Celestia covered her mouth and opened the window.

"Morning sickness." they all said.

"Whats the little ones name?" Callisto asked.

"Arunika." Celestia replied.

"What language is that?" They all asked.

"Sanskrit!!!" Zippo said.

Zippo kissed Celestia.

"Are you two, dating?" Callisto asked.

"Yes. Now, if you'll excuse me I'm very tired and im going to bed." Celestia said.

"It's three pm." Felix said.

"SHE'S PREGNANT" They all screamed.

"Wait, Felix, why are you here?" Callisto asked.

"I'm apart of the royal family remember??" Felix said.

As they all were exiting the throne room, Callisto got a phone call.

"Hold on guys we can go to dinner soon, I have to take this." Callisto said.

"Hello Princess, it's your boss, I'm ready your file here and you never finished high school? To keep your job you kinda need a high school diploma. I see you're a junior, so if you go back and finish, I'll give you your job back! See you whenever you come pick your paycheck!" The librarian said.

"Fuck." Callisto said quietly.

She ran up to the gang.

"We can't go out tonight guys. I lost my job." She said.

"Callisto don't worry, I got you." Relay smiled.

"This restaurant is really expensive Relay, are you sure?" Callisto asked.