Relay Report walked down the hallway of rooms to find a sign reading 'Stay out! Or face the beast..' "Oh Callisto, of course you'd put that sign up." He knocked once, no answer, and he opened the door finding a sleepy Callisto on her bed. Completley just passed out. "Callisto, it's 7pm, I brought you some coffee!" Relay shook the mare. *groan* "Go aw-" The mare slowly got up. "Relay! I thought you were Polaris." She took the coffee. "How was work?" She asked. "There was a lot of calls asking for Polaris today. I was very suprised saying that Celestia never outright told everypony that she had an Alicorn son. Anyway how was your nap?" He asked. "I guess it was okay, I did have another nightmare about my dad though." She said, with a sad tone. "Oh no, what happened in the nightmare though?" He asked, worried. "The same as every other passed-out drunk nightmare I have, he just kept getting shot on loop." She explained. "Tonight's the gala, Luna has a alcohol ban for you, so don't even think about it. I'll leave you to get ready." He said as he got up and left. Callisto set her coffee down as she put on her dress and went down to the gala hall. "This thing is so itchy... But, it's the only thing I have." She entered the hall. Everypony stopped and stared. "Oh, so that's Princess Luna's child. She doesn't look very presentable." Said one mare, that got her dress on clearance at the Canterlot Boutique. All the other ponies, even the Mane 6 stared in awe of how beautiful she was. Polaris, on the other hand, dashed across the hall to cover up his younger cousin. "Polaris! What the fuck!? I was trying to enter there!" She was basically yelling at her older cousin. "Hey, I'm just protecting you, Creepy Care Care over there was eyeing you. Stay with Relay. I have some business." He said as he walked away and Relay walked up to help her up. "So, I guess we have to stay together the whole night, we should find Miss Sacred and her friend and have some fun, no drinking ofcourse, like truth or dare, you know, fillies games. I think it will be fun." They went on a search for Sacred and Time. They found them. Passed out in the garden. "Is this who you got it from Cas?" Relay asked. They dragged them inside through the secret door.
Next part coming soon!
Thanks to my friend Multi_fandom_garbage
For letting me use her character Relay Report.
-Chxrry!

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My Little Pony: Issues are Magic
FantasyTW: sexual mentions, drug addiction, swearing, and alcoholism.