My Little Pony: Issues are Magic

A New Apocalypse?

We find our main cast in the living room of Canterlot Castle. Where they are then taken from their home dimension and transported to the outside of a burning hotel.

As Callisto looks at her hands she realizes she is indeed not a pony anymore and hears

"Hello, sweetheart."
Come out of a mysterious man in a white suits mouth.

"That's my partner, strange man." Relay said.

"So are we all just going to ignore how these four people just appeared out of a portal in the sky? Nick, you're too worried about this purple haired woman, who is beautiful, and Ellis, oh you sweet thing, are you okay?" The mysterious woman said.

"Yeah, yeah Rochelle, whats your names pretty men and ladies, you with the multi colored eyes are not, you look like an assclown." Nick said.

"You, sir, look like an asshole." Polaris said in response.

"Y'ALL! I SEE A TANK!!" A man with a southern accent screamed.

"Grab a gun!" Rochelle said.

"We don't need those, hehe." Callisto said, trying to use her magic but it failing.

"Okay maybe we do Callisto." Relay said.

"holy fuck that thing is FUCKING HUGE!" Callisto screamed after being thrown a Grenade Launcher by the man with the southern accent.

"RELAY THIS IS AWESOME!" Callisto screamed.

Relay screamed.

"Grab a fucking gun pussy." Sacred said, shoving a pump shotgun into his chest.

"WOOO!" Callisto screamed as the boom sounds muffled them.

"We did it y'all!" The man with the southern accent exclaimed.

"So, I'm Callisto, the other woman is Sacred, the man with the funky eyes is my cousin Polaris and thats my boyfriend Relay." Callisto explained.

"Oh, cool! I'm Rochelle, that's Nick-" Rochelle tried to explain before being cut off.

"And i'm Ellis!" Ellis said.

"Damn, she's not single." Nick exclaimed about Callisto.

"I am though." Sacred said.

"Wait babe what!?" Polaris said.

"You're a literal loser." Sacred said.

"She told you boy." Rochelle said.

Everyone turns their heads to Relay, who is crying.

"WHAT WAS THAT." He screamed.

"They're calling them tanks." Rochelle said.

"Tank? Cool!" Ellis and Callisto said in unison.

They looked at eachother and laughed.

"I don't want you Sa..cred? I want her." Nick said.

"I'll suck your dick." Sacred replied.

"Okay I feel absolutely no attraction to the other one now." Nick said.

"Now he doesn't have to make weird advances on me..." Rochelle said.

"Nick, you are one sick son of a bitch." Ellis said.

"She offered me!!" Nick said.

As they were walking to the CEDA evacuation center in Liberty Mall, Relay said this.

"Wasn't there a 4th guy with you guys?"

"He died." Rochelle said.

"Oh. Rest in Peace." Relay said.