My Little Pony: Issues are Magic

a Time of Healing

"Princess, who is this?" The guard asked.

"Justin, i've told you this, it's MY LIEGE. Not princess!" Callisto sighed.

"Also, my liege, why are you covered in a dried red liquid?" The guard asked.

"Don't ask questions just let me in MY CASTLE. I am your future boss!" Callisto yelled.

"Woah, you live here?" Dude asked.

"Yeah, don't get any ideas, i'm not letting another person freeload off of us." They replied.

"How many times has that happened?" He asked.

"Once." Callisto replied.

As they walked into the castle Relay jumped in Callisto's face.

"WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN!?" The coffee colored pony yelled.

"Don't worry about me, worry about yourself you silly little goober." She replied.

"Well, while you were fucking around with whoever the fuck that is you're with, Celestia went into labor, Polaris broke his leg, I had a emotional breakdown, and your mother has been in her whispers strip club since you disappeared without telling anypony!" He said.

"I'm the Postal Dude." He said.

"Yeah. But anyway, my dads gone. For good, if you aren't getting what i'm putting down, he's dead." They said.

"YOU- he quieted himself, you killed your father?" He said, suprised.

"You act suprised. Like you didn't expect me to do this after what he did to me." They replied.

"Yeah, you have a point. I'll let you two go clean yourselves up. NO FUNNY BUSINESS!" Relay said.

As he walked off, Postal Dude said,

"What is that, your boyfriend?"

"Yeah actually." She replied.

"Oh. Where's your shower?" He asked.

"We have several, which one would you like?" She asked.

"Must be nice." Dude sighed.

The dark purple alicorn pointed the Dude in the right direction as she treked her way up to her bedroom.

The Dude did not know what was in store for him.

Sacred woke up.

"Weird dream." She said.

"Good morning Sacred!" Relay said.

"Morning." She moaned.

"Actually, I had this really weird dream, Callisto came back and she brought this weird mustard yellow unicorn with ginger hair, a brown trench coat, an alien shirt, and a smiley face cutie mark. They were also covered in dry blood and Callisto said he helped them murder their dad." She said.

"Sacred, that literally just happened to me. Did you get into Celestia's molly again?" Relay asked.

"Celestia has molly?" She asked, confused, as Relay walked off.

"Come back bastard!" She said, trotting after him.

As Callisto sat in the floor of her shower room, she watched her white spots turn red back to their white color.

"God, why am I like this...." She asked herself.

"Oh wait, I am a god!" She said.

As she walked back down to the main hall she ran back into the Dude.

"My Liege." He said, bowing, referring to Callisto.

She laughed and walked off.

Later that night, Relay, Callisto, Postal Dude, Luna, and Sacred we're playing Uno. Callisto, being constantly picked on and being a sore loser had this to say when her mother won for the third time in a row.

"YOU ALL MAKE ME WANT TO DRINK AGAIN!!" They screamed, jokingly stomping off.

Unfortunately for Relay, he didn't know she was joking.

"CALLISTO, WAIT, COME BACK!!" Relay screamed running after them.

"Relay, I was joking dude." Callisto said.

"DO NOT call me dude!" He screamed as he turned around and scattered off back to play uno.

Callisto was right behind him of course.

When Sacred finally got a good look at Dude, the only words she could muster were.

"I think you need to go home."

She didn't know why she said that but she did. She didn't want him to leave, they were having fun, something just came over her.

"Huh?" He asked.

"Nevermind, ignore it." She replied.

CRASH

The noise was heard throught the castle.

"That came from the basement..!!" Callisto said, running down to the basement to find Sulfur smiling at her adoptive mother and she said,

"I did it!"

Callisto breathed a sigh of relief before passing out due to smoke inhalation.

Later that night Callisto decided to send the Dude home finally.

Polaris finally came out of his room.

"Where the fuck have you been??" He asked Callisto.

"None of your fucking business cunt." She replied.

She walked back up to her room to see Sacred passed out on her floor.

They were too tired to move them or wake them up.

- to be continued -