My Little Pony: Issues are Magic

A Fresh Start

As our four beloved ponies returned to their home with their new friends, Rochelle decided she wasnt staying in Canterlot for reasons unknown.

"Nick, can you believe this is our new home? Y'all live here? This place is huuuuuge! Keith would love it here!" Ellis said running into the castle.

"I was hoping i'd be a unicorn. One of you two better teach me how to use these things." Nick said.

"Polaris clearly isn't going to, so I will." Callisto offered.

"C'mon Nick, i'll bring you up to my room."  Sacred said.

"Oh how fucking cute." Polaris said.

"I will beat your fucking teeth in." Nick replied.

"I think we have a room for you Ellis." Callisto said, leading Ellis to the room he'd be staying in.

"SACRED ELIZA SCROLL!" Screamed Celestia.

"Oh man, she sounds like my mom when me and Keith-" Ellis said.

"Ellis, dude, we have to get you settled in, we don't have time for this." Callisto said.

"I have been looking for you EVERYWHERE. You were supposed to help me create a spell today and you fucking disappeared! Wait...who is this?" Celestia asked.

"Oh, this is Nick, the man I broke up with your son for." Sacred replied.

"We aren't a-" Nick said.

Sacred put her hoof over his mouth.

"And the reason why I was gone is a long story that might get me arrested." Sacred said.

"Anyway, you need to get a mattress and clean up your room or you're fucking out." Celestia said.

Nick turned to Sacred.

"You don't have a mattress?!" Nick asked.

"I sleep better on the floor." Sacred replied.

Little does he know, she doesn't actually sleep.

"I'll visit the mattress store after I show Nick where my room is." Sacred told Celestia.

"Thank you." Celestia said.

"Here you go! Just touch the door handle and your room will come to life! Theres an auto repair shop in Canter City near the Library just kinda go there before 6 because that's when it closes." Callisto told Ellis.

As all this was happening, Relay was trying to get a gift for Callisto, using her credit card.

"You don't look like Princess Callisto Delta." The shop worker told Relay.

"Yeah but i'm her boyfriend, and I work for King Phantom." Relay replied, annoyed.

"John! Come look at this guy! He's saying he's the Princess' boyfriend!" The shopworker said.

"Hahhahahahaha! As if!" John replied.

"I'm just gonna leave." Relay said.

As he left the shop, he saw Sacred and Nick leaving the mattress store.
He decided to not give it a thought, he had work to do anyway.

Right then, he got a phone call from the King.

"I have a question for you, how do I use a printer." Phantom asked

"Connect it to the device your using and press print." Relay replied.

Before Phantom could say anything, Relay hung up and teleported to his room and crashed on his bed at 4pm.

-to be continued