My Little Pony: Issues are Magic

The Funeral.

Sacred, being herself, found a way to get out of the funeral. The rest of them, however, came. It wasn't really a funeral per-say, it was a remberance. Of course, Callisto and Relay were the only ponies to say anything. The other three didn't know Myth as well. Princess Celestia and Luna went back in the castle to talk with eachother while the two others cried in the rain, well, Callisto wasn't crying, she physically couldn't, she was still extremely struck by this death. The sisters we're having a conversation in the castle. "Well, Tia, I was just SAYING, hypothetically if the two got together atleast they'd HAVE a future generation..." "LUNA. SHE'S FUCKING 1535 YEARS OLD. HE'S 35." "That's close enough to 35!!! In normal pony years she'd be 35!" "Tia! Tia? Why are you walking away? Come back bitch!!" Polaris walked out to Myth's grave to see Callisto sweetalking and rubbing Relay's back. "Damn. He's really depressed huh? Hey, you guys seem like you need a drink, or 5." "Polaris. I thought you were on their side of helping me, not destroying my weeks worth of progress." Relay continued to cry. "Hey Relay, I think you should have a drink with me and Polaris.." "*sniffles* o-o-okay.." They continued up more stairs than Callisto's room. No one really knew what Polaris did all day in the recent 1000 years. They guessed he was playing video games or something. Of course not preparing for when his mother retires. "Welp, there here it is." "WAIT YOU HAVE YOUR OWN BATHROOM? NO FAIR!" "This was my mother's old room. Of course it has a bathroom." "About you and Relay though. You guys need some water. That's what I said by drink, like I'd ruin my favorite ruling partners progress gone like that." They heard something downstairs. After a few cups of water, Relay, for the most part was fine. Turns out. It was Chrysalis and Sombra's kid Bittersweet Tragedy to cause some shit. "Whoah there with the spears. I'm hear to see my fucking brother let me go." She heard 2 voices. Callisto and Polaris. "Go back from which you came ya bitch." "Hol' up, who tf is this bitch? She's seems innocent enough. Looks a bit like that bitch Chrysalis tho." "Relay. She's her D A U G H T E R. dumbass." "She's not a changeling thought." "She's half changeling dumbass-" Polaris snapped back. "Hey! Only I can call him a dumbass!" "NEITHER OF YOU CAN CALL ME A DUMBASS. Anyway, why is this bitch here?" "I can hear you motherfucker!" "Sorry!" "Also, I'm here to have a fair fight with Polaris. If need be, blood will be shed." "Fine. I take you up on your offer dear sister. But. Callisto, who has been turned into an Alicorn, breaks us up if need be." "Fair. She's a strong magic user."

TO BE CONTINUED

-Chxrry