My Little Pony: Issues are Magic

Chaos Unleashed

Relay was jolted awake by a "OH MY FUCKING GOD" coming from down the hall. He looked at his phone and he saw it was four am. He decided it was time to actually get some sleep. After he saw it was four am, he grabbed his teddy bear Callisto bought him, and went upstairs.

He looked on his bed to find a red tie and a note. The note read, "I know you don't have much money and I saw you eying this when we went to Ponyville that one day. Don't thank me. - Your buddy Polaris."

"Wow, that's so nice of him." Relay said before crashing on his bed and passing out.

A few hours later he was woken up by a large bang.
He checked his phone. It was only five in the morning.

"DISCORD IS BACK?" A voice said.

There was another loud bang.

He finally got up to see what all this loud banging was and it was coming from the throne room.

"FUCK!" Celestia shouted.

"Well, Tia, what if he's not back and Twilight's calculations are off?!" Zippo said, trying to keep Celestia calm.

"Hey guys...?" Relay yawned.

"Good morning, Relay." Celestia said.

"Hi Relay." Zippo said.

"Can y'all be quiet i'm trying to sleep." He asked.

"Princess, it is getting late, you should get some rest." Zippo said.

Celestia had looked like she'd seen some shit.

Relay exited the room to then go immediately back into his bedroom down the hall.

A few hours later, everyone had been woken up to "CELESTIA YOU HAVE NOT RULED EQUESTRIA IN A NICE WAY SINCE MOM AND DAD LEFT IT TO YOU. GIVE IT TO PHANTOM BEFORE I LEAVE." Luna was screaming at Celestia.

"Why the fuck do I even wake up in the mornings." Relay asked himself.

"Tia, Discord is on the loose and we need a ruler who can avidly take care of threats! Do you remember when you we're almost dead because you decided to handle Sombra by yourself and got mind controlled?" Luna said.

"Fucking- Fine." Celestia said.

"Fucking finally." Phantom said.

As Phantom sat down, the throne had turned into a black and white mess of good and evil. In the middle of it all, a gold crown with a black and white gem appeared on it.

A new generation of Equestria was upon these ponies.

"My first act as king, establish a good military. Some-pony call Twilight Sparkle and her friends." He asked.

"I'll do it, your majesty." Relay said.

"Yo, bro, Relay, you don't have to call me 'your majesty'." Phantom said.

"Thank gods." Relay said.

"I'll get right on that sir." Relay said.

He had went to his office to send a letter to Twilight.

"Dear Twilight Sparkle, It's the royal assistant, Relay Report with direct association to your new king Phantom. Please come to the castle at once. - A summons to the Royal Throne Room from Relay Report to Twilight Sparkle."

He sent the letter to the Princess of Friendship.

"You asked for me King Phantom?" Twilight asked.

"Yes. As the new king and the God of Unity and Friendship. I am demoting you. You will still be a princess, but you have been re-named to the Princess of Magic. You and you're friends are tasked with protecting Equestria if my niece, nephew, assistant and Star Swirls daughter can not do it. As you know, Princess Callisto Delta is not in a condition to fight Discord, so I am tasking you with it. Instead of using the Elements of Harmony as a first resort. We have decided that your friend Fluttershy will be tasked with reforming him. Her and the rest of your friends, including you, will help her. If this does not work, the Elements of Harmony will be used as a last resort, you are aware of the elements location, correct?" The new king explained.

"Yes, I am aware." Twilight replied.

"You are free to go." Phantom said.

-to be continued