My Little Pony: Issues are Magic

The Recovery

"Callisto? CALLISTO!" Relay screamed as Callisto's eyes went white.

Relay ran out of the room screaming "LUNA! LUNAAAAAA! SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH CALLISTO!"

Then he saw that Luna was the only one conscious.

"What happened?" Relay asked.

"Tia passed out from lack of energy and Polaris and Sacred passed out at the same time." The princess replied.

"I'm just gonna take a wild guess thats when Callisto passed out too." Relay said.

"Callisto passed out too? How strange..." Princess Luna replied.

"Yeah it was weird, she didn't even pass out she just kinda fell over and her eyes went white." Relay said.

"This is very strange and not good." Princess Luna replied.

"How is this 'not good' Princess?" Relay asked.

"A part of their magic has disappeared." The princess replied.

"Dis- DISAPPEARED?" Relay said, shocked.

"Yes, Relay, it disappeared." Luna responded.

"But, Princess, how the flying fuck could that happen?" Relay asked.

"Well Relay, you know those necklaces they all wear, they have the symbols that match their cutie marks/ family symbols?" Luna replied.

"Yes??" Relay said.

"Well, that holds a bit of their magic and acts like a GPS, But with one of them broken, we can't do that." Luna replied

"Well fuck. This is bad if any of them poof and disappear." Relay said.

"We should go check if my daughter is alive." Luna said.

"Right behind you princess." Relay said before investigating the three of them.

Polaris and Sacred's eyes went white before they passed out.

All the sudden Luna came down the stairs with a tired, but very much alive Callisto and Relay breathed a sigh of relief.

Later that night, the mane 6 were having dinner with them.

"AJ! I haven't seen you in forever! How are you?" Relay said.

Everyone else was so confused. Then they connected the dots that Relay and Applejack were first cousins. Relay hugged Applejack and then they all sat down. Rainbow Dash was the first one to speak.

"How the fuck- HOW THE FUCK.." Rainbow said, getting cut off.

"Dash it's not polite-" Fluttershy softly spoke.

"SHUT THE FUCK UP FLUTTERSHY. Anyway, how the fuck out of all people did Princess Fucking Luna send Sombra to the fucking gulag with a baseball bat? We had to do it with 'the power of friendship' Twilight we need to invest in guns or something." Rainbow dash was basically yelling.

"Dash, first of all, don't yell at fluttershy. Second, We Are Not Investing In Guns. It isn't even the power if friendship it's the power of whatever the fuck was in those crystals." Twilight replied.

"Twilight! Whatever the fuck was in those crystals got you your wings!" Celestia said.

"Actually Celestia, one of Star Swirls spells got me my wings!" Twilight replied.

"Tia, shes right." Luna replied.

Then everyone realized there was opened bottles of wine on the table. There were 3 and now there were 2. They all looked at Callisto.

"What?" Callisto said, drinking straight from the bottle.

Celestia got up and walked over to Callisto and grabbed the bottle.

"Callisto, I believe we said strictly no alcohol." Celestia said to Callisto.

"Blame Sacred! She's the one who gave it to me!" Callisto said.

"Girls I believe it's time we get going." Twilight said looking at her watch.

The mane 6 said their thanks to the Princesses and the other 4 and went back to ponyville. The royal family went to sleep.

-to be continued