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grumbo incorrect quotes

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Mumbo: that's stupid, Grian doesn't have a crush on me.
Impulse: yes he does
Cleo: yes he does
Keralis: yes he does
Grian: yes i do

Grian: you look so sweet, i wanna kiss you
Mumbo: what?
Grian: i sAID IF YOU DIED I WOULDN'T MISS YOU

Mumbo: oh, i'm straight.
Grian: *walks in*
Mumbo: but maybe...
Mumbo: a tiny bit...
Mumbo: gay.

Mumbo: good morning
Cleo: you smell awful
Grian: hey, don't call me awful!
Cleo:

hermits: *playing games*
Scar: *picks up a card* ok, Grian's turn...
Scar: ''say something nice of everyone here''
Grian: ok, Iskall is good at redstone, you Scar is good at terraforming, Impulse is good at redstone too, Stress is very nice, Mumbo is good in bed.
Scar: awesome, next
Scar:
Scar: wait

Grian: *banging his head on the wall*
Mumbo: bang me instead
Grian:
Mumbo:
Grian: what!?
Mumbo: what?

Mumbo: Guuuuys i got a new suit!
B-dubs: oh, i like that! it really compliments your hairstyle!
False: sweet one
Grian: i like him more undressed
B-dubs:
False:
Mumbo: tonight 6 pm, ok?

Mumbo: good thing i have two hands
Impulse: why??
Mumbo: with the another one i can work on redstone...
Impulse:
Mumbo: and with the other one i can hold grian's hand

*in a café*
Mumbo: one espresso, and... Grian, how do you like your coffee?
Grian: as dark and bitter as my soul
Mumbo: and one glass of milk

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