sowwy no fic today but hewe you go uwu uwu... THANKS FOR ALL THE READS BBYS ILYYYYY (art not mine)
Mumbo: Why me?
Grian: Because people like you. You're quiet. You say, ‘excuse me’. You look like little birds help you get dressed in the morning.
Mumbo: We both look very handsome tonight.
Grian: You know, if you’d just said that I looked handsome, I would have said, ‘so do you’.
Mumbo: I couldn’t take that chance.
Grian: I like your pants.
Mumbo: Thanks. They were 50% off.
Grian: I’d like them 100% off.
Mumbo: The store can’t just give clothes away.
Grian: That's not what I-
Mumbo: That’s a terrible way to run a business, Grian.
Mumbo: It's called cauliflower, not ghost broccoli.
Grian, eyes wide: I know what I saw.
Mumbo: Are you ready to commit?
Grian: Like, a crime or a relationship?
Mumbo: Frankly, I would say I'm gayer than you.
Grian: How are you gayer than I am?
Mumbo: Well, I wear a man purse.
Grian: That's not gay! That's hideous! And if you were as gay as I am, you'd know that!
Mumbo: We're having another moment, aren't we?
Grian: If by a moment, you mean me not wanting to strangle you for the first time since we met, then I guess we are.
Mumbo: Would you please not Grian this into a worse situation than it already is?
Grian: Hang on, did you just use my name as a verb?
Mumbo: You look like you fought 10 people and ran a mile to get here.
Grian: Twelve people. Four miles.
Mumbo, about Grian: I don't have a crush on him. He's just someone I stare at and I like and when he's not here, it ruins my day.
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Grumbo Oneshots
FanfictionNOT UPDATING ANYMORE!!! - read the title :) - cover art is mine - i ship their minecraft personas, not real people, and this will be taken down if they make a post about not wanting to be shipped - no angst here so fuck o- sorry i mean, i'm all abou...
