Crazy For You |Friends Fanfiction

Ch-45

- Nicolina's -

   At Me, Chandler and Joey's. Me and Chandler are sitting reading our books and hear the bed in Joey's room creaking.

Joey: "From bedroom". Whoa!.

Me and Chandler rush to Joey's aid.

Chandler: See Joe that's why your parents told you not to jump on the bed.

Nico: You clearly don't know the ten little monkey's song. C'mon lets get you to the doctor.

*Time Lapse*

   Me, Chandler and Joey enter Monica and Rachel's apartment after we get back from Joey seeing a doctor.

Joey: Hey.

Chandler: Hey.

Ross: Aw is it broken?.

Joey: No I gotta wear this thing for a couple weeks. "Points to sling".

Rachel: Did you tell the doctor you did it jumping up and down on your bed?.

Joey: No. I had a story all worked out but then Nico had a better idea before Chandler sold me out.

Chandler: Well I'm sorry Joe. I didn't think the doctor was gonna buy that it just fell out of the socket.

Nico: Anyway i told the Doc that Joey fell off the bed during sex.

Ross: Hey that's actually a great idea.

Nico: Thanks Ross.

Joey: What is this?. Fruit?.

Rachel: Monica's making jam.

Joey: Whoa jam!. I love jam!. "To Chandler, Nico". Hey how come we never have jam at our place?.

Chandler: Because the kids need new shoes.

Nico: And because you clearly never payed much attention to the mini fridge in my bedroom where i store a jar of it every month.

Joey: You never told me.

Nico: I tell you all the time you can get food out of my mini fridge. You would be able to see it.

Monica: I'm going into business people. I'm sick and tired of being depressed about Richard. I needed a plan, a plan to get over my man. What's the opposite of man?. Jam. 

Monica sees Joey trying some jam from the pot.

Monica: Oh Joey don't!. It's way to hot.

 Joey realizes this and spits what he had in his mouth back into the pot.

Joey: This will just be my batch.

*Time Lapse*

At Central Perk Joey is putting jam on his muffin.

Joey: Remember when you where a kid and your Mom would drop you off at the movies with a jar of jam and a little spoon?.

Rachel: "Looks at him". You're so pretty.

Phoebe: "Enters". Hi!.

All: Hey Phoebe.

Phoebe: Hey oh you know that guy who's been following me?. I talked to him today.

Joey: "With mouthful". You talked to him. Are you crazy?.

Phoebe: Okay first I'm not crazy. And second say it don't spray it. Anyway his name is Malcom and he wasn't following me I mean he was but cause he thought I was Ursula ick. And that's why, that's why he couldn't just come up and talk to me. Cause of the restraining order.