Crazy For You |Friends Fanfiction

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- Nicolina's -

Me, Chandler, Joey and Rachel are at  Central Perk as Phoebe enters with her date.

Phoebe: "To her date". Okay and then this is the coffee house. This is where I play my music. "Points to stage:".

???: Good deal.

Phoebe: Yeah and these are my friends. People. This is Vince, Vince the people.

Rachel: Hi!.

Nico: Hello.

Chandler: Hey!.

Vince: Hey!.

Phoebe: Vince is a fireman.

Rachel: Wow!. Have you ever rescued anyone from a burning building before?.

Vince: 98 hot saves highest in the force.

Chandler: Well y'know if Joey and I played with matches we could get you up to an even hundred.

Vince: Fire safety is not a joke, son.

Chandler: You're right I know.

Vince: Look I gotta go. I'm on call tonight. "Kisses Phoebe". See you Saturday. "Leaves".

Phoebe: Okay. "Watches him leave".

Rachel: Wow he's cute Pheebs. 

Nico: We thought you just started dating that Kindergarten teacher.

Phoebe: Oh Jason?. Yeah uhuh we're seeing each other tonight.

Rachel: What Pheebs?. Two dates in one day?. That's so unlike you.

Phoebe: I know, I know. I'm like playing the field. Y'know?. Like juggling two guys I'm sowing my wild oats. Y'know?. Y'know this kind've like y'know oat-sowing  field-playin juggler.

Joey: So Pheebs do they know about each other?.

Phoebe: Does a dog's lips move when he reads?.

Joey makes an I don't know face and looks to Chandler and Rachel who're also stumped.

Phoebe: Okay no they don't.

Ross: "Enters". Hey guys.

Joey: Hey.

Rachel: Hi.

   Ross goes over and sits down at the counter all depressed and Chandler and Joey walk over to him.

*Time Lapse*

Monica returns from the bathroom.

Monica: Pete's breaking up with me.

All: What?!.

Monica: I just checked my messages and he said that when he gets back from Atlanta we need to talk.

Rachel: And?.

Monica: Well that's it. People never say we need to talk unless it's something bad.

Joey: Whoa that doesn't necessarily mean that he's breaking up with you.

Monica: Really?!.

Joey: Yeah maybe he just cheated on you.

*Time Lapse*

Monica: "Starting to get up". I gotta go water Pete's plants...Y'know what if he's gonna break up with me maybe I won't water his plants.

Chandler: Well if he's gonna break up with you maybe Joey and I should water his plants. If y'know what I mean.