Crazy For You |Friends Fanfiction

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-Nicolina's P.O.V-

I leave my bedroom in a black dress that's appropriate for a funeral and I see Joey and Chandler all dressed up.

Joey:Your looking good this morning Nico.

Nico:Thanks Joe.Have any of you seen my purse?.

Chandler:Right here."Grabs from counter".You left it here after you made breakfast.

Nico:"Grabs it".Thanks Chan.

Me,Joey and Chandler enter Monica and Rachel's place.

Joey:Morning.We ready to go?.

Nico:Morning guys.

Chandler:Well don't we look nice all dressed up?...It's stuff like that isn't it?.

I nod at Chandler and we all leave...At the cemetary after the funeral I'm walking next to my roommates when me and Chandler hear noise from Joey's overcoat then he notices us watching.

Joey:What?.

Chandler:Nothing just your overcoat sounds remarkably like Brent Mussberger.

Joey:Check it out Giants-Cowboys.

Joey shows us his pocket TV.

Nico:You're watching a football game at a funeral?.

Joey:No it's the pre-game.I'm gonna watch it at the reception.

Chandler:You are a frightening,frightening man.

Rachel:"Steps in mud".Oh no!.My new Paolo shoes.

Ross:Oh I hope they're not ruined.

Phoebe:God what a great day. ...What?.Weather-wise.

Ross:I know uh the air the-the trees even though Nana's gone there's,there's something almost uh- I dunno almost life-aff-

Ross doesn't look where he's going and falls into an open grave.

All:God!.Ross!.

Ross:I'm fine.Just-just...having my worst fear realised.

*Time Lapse*

At the Gellers house for the wake Ross is lying on his back after falling in an open grave and Phoebe is squatting over him checking to see if he's injured.

Phoebe:Okay don't worry I'm just checking to see if the muscle's in spasm...huh.

Ross:What,what is it?.

Phoebe:You missed a belt loop.

Ross:Oh!.No-n-

Phoebe:Okay it's in spasm.

Judy:Here sweetie here.I took these when I had my golfing accident."Hands Ross bottle of pills".

Judy then turns to Monica and pats her hair over her ears...Soon Ross walks in from the hallway grinning inanely.

Phoebe:Hey look who's up.

Nico:How do you feel?.

Ross:I feel great.I feel great,I fleel great.

Ross is super high on the meds he took.

Monica:Wow those pills really worked huh?.

Ross:Not the first two but the second two-woo!...I love you guys.You guys are the greatest.I love my sister."Kisses Monica's head".I love Pheebs."Hugs her".I love Nicolina."Kisses her forehead".

Phoebe:Oh!.That's so nice...

Ross:Chandler!.

Chandler:Hey.