Crazy For You |Friends Fanfiction

Ch-22

<S1 E22>

-Nicolina's P.O.V-

Everyone is at Central Perk.

Monica:Tell him.

Rachel:No.

Phoebe:Tell him,tell him.

Monica:Just...please tell him.

Rachel:Shut up!.

Chandler:Tell me what?.

Nico:Look at you,you won't even look at him.

Chandler:"Sarcastically".Oh come on tell me.I could use another reason why women won't look at me.

Rachel:All right,all right,all right.Last night, I had a dream that uh you and i were...

Phoebe:Doing it on this table."Points at table".

Chandler:Wow!.

Joey:Exellent dream score.

Ross:Why,why,why would you dream that?.

Chandler:More importantly was I any good?.

Rachel:Well you were pretty damn good.

Chandler:Interesting cause in my dreams I'm always surprisingly inadequate.

I pat Chandler's shoulder to comfort him.

Rachel:Well last night you seemed to know your way around the table.

Ross:I love it when we share.

   Ross goes over to the counter.Chandler follows him...Soon as Rachel is working Chandler sits on the table.

Chandler:Hello Rachel.

Rachel:Get off.

Chandler gets off the table sitting by me.

Phoebe:"Points at Joey's pen".Uh,uh gimme. Can you see me operating a drill press?.

Joey:I don't know.What are you wearing?.

   Me,Chandler,Monica and Phoebe looks at him.

Nico:Pheebs why would you want to operate a drill press?.

Phoebe:Just for some short term work.You know until I get back some of my massage clients.

Chandler:Pirates again?.

Phoebe:No nothing like that.I was just...such a dummie.I taught this massage yourself at home workshop.And they are.

Joey:Hey,hey Chan.She could work for you.

Chandler:"Sarcastically".Thanks Joey that's a good idea.

Phoebe:What...I could,I could do it.What is it?.

Chandler:Well my secretary is gonna be out for a couple of weeks.She is having one of her boobs redused.

Ross looks at Chandler.

Chandler:It's a whole big boob story.

Phoebe:I could be a secretary.

Chandler:Well you know Pheebs.I don't know if it's your kinda thing because it involves a lot of being normal.For a large portion of the day.

Phoebe:I could do that.

Ross's beeper goes off.

Rachel:What are you playing with?.

Ross:Oh it's my new beeper.

Joey:What the hell does a paleontologist need a beeper for?.

Monica:Is it like for dinosaur emergencies.Help come quick they're still extinct.