Crazy For You |Friends Fanfiction

Ch-50

- Nicolina's -

Me, Ross, Rachel, Phoebe and Scotty are at Central Perk.

Ross: Thanks Gunther.

Ross takes the plate Gunther serves him and Rachel comes up and kisses him.

Ross: "To Rachel". Hey. "To Gunther". Umm can I get a napkin too?.

Gunther: Oh like you don't already have everything.

Phoebe: "Trying to bite into apple". Ow!. Ow!. "Drops apple".

Rachel: Phoebe your in pain would you just go to the dentist just go.

Phoebe: All right fine, fine but if you're my next victim don't come back as a poltergeist and like suck me into the TV set.

Rachel: I promise.

Phoebe: Although don't feel like you can't visit.

Joey: "Enters with Monica". Hey is, is, is Chandler here?.

I playfully start patting my clothes like I'm looking for my wallet and I look up at Joey.

Nico: Well he ain't in my pocket so. No he's not.

Monica: You guys Joey just saw Janice kissing her ex-husband.

Nico: What?. 

Ross: So what are you going to do?. I mean how, how are you going to tell Chandler?.

Joey: Well I was thinking about that and I-I think the best way would be to not.

Scotty: Joey you can't keep this to yourself if you know about this you have to tell him.

Joey: It'll kill him. I mean it'll-it'll just kill him.

Phoebe: Well you could wait till I go to the dentist maybe I'll kill him.

*Time Lapse*

We are all except Chandler at Monica and Rachel's.

Joey: Ew!. Ugly Naked Guy is using his new hammock. It's like a Play-Doo Fat Factory.

Phoebe: Well I'm going to the dentist so listen okay just be on the look out for anything that, that, that you can fall into or, or that can fall on you or...All right just look out!. Okay and um I also just wanna, I just wanna tell you all that um.

Phoebe starts to cry and runs out.

Ross: Okay I have a problem I have to go into work for a few hours some kids messed up the Homo sapien display.

Scotty: What did they do?.

Ross: Well they painted over the word Sapien for one thing then they rearranged the figures let's just leave it at that.

Monica: So do you want me to watch Ben for you?.

Ross: Yes that's what I was going to ask thank you.

Rachel: Whoa!. Wait!. Hello!. What about me?.

Ross: You?. You!. Want to watch Ben?. 

Monica: "Mouths". Don't worry. I'll be here the whole time. 

Ross: Yes!. That'd be great no I just wanted to ask Monica because I know how empty her life is. 

Monica: "Sarcastically mouths". Yeah. "Holds thumb up". 

Joey: Hey-hey Ross?.

Ross: Yeah.

Joey: I've got a science question.

Ross: Hm?.

Joey: If the Homo Sapiens were in fact Homo-sapien is that why there extinct?.

Ross: Joey Homo Sapiens are people.