Crazy For You |Friends Fanfiction

Ch-56

- Nicolina's -

Everyone except Chandler are at Central Perk and Joey laughs for no apparent reason.

Monica: What's so funny?.

Joey: Oh nothing no. It's an acting exercise I'm practicing my fake laugh.

Monica: Oh. "Laughs".

Joey: What-what's so funny?,

Chandler enters with a cigarette. And i look at him furious.

Gunther:  Oh no-no, no-no-no there's none of that in here.

Chandler: Oh come on man!. At least let me finish this last one.

Gunther: Okay but only if you give me a drag.

Chandler: Okay.

Chandler hands him the cigarette and he takes a long drag.

Gunther: Oh dark mother once again I suckle at your smokey tit. "Tries to hand Chandler back cigarette".

Chandler: No-no why don't you hang on to that one.

   Chandler goes and sits down next to Rachel and puts a cigarette in his mouth which Rachel takes away from him. He puts another cigarette in his mouth and Rachel takes it away again making me smile knowing i would do the same.

Chandler: Okay that's like the least fun game ever.

Rachel: Well I'm really sick of your smoking so I brought something that is going to help you quit. "Hands him an audio cassette".

Chandler: Oh. 

Chandler takes the cassette and puts it on his arm like a smoking patch and it falls off.

Chandler: Nope that patch is no good. 

Joey and Monica both laugh.

Rachel: Come on it's a hypnosis tape. This woman at work used it for two weeks straight and she hasn't smoked since.

Ross: Pffhah.

Rachel: What's your problem?.

Ross: Nothing it's just that hypnosis is beyond crap.

Rachel: Ross I watched you get hypnotized in Atlantic City.

Ross: Hey that guy did not hypnotize me!. Okay.

Rachel: Oh right cause you always pull your pants down at the count of three and play Wipe-out on your butt cheeks.

Nico: And hypnosis is very real. My parents both went under hypnosis. 

Phoebe: All right y'know forget hypnosis. The way to quit smoking is you have to dance naked in a field of heather and then bath in the sweat of six healthy young men.

Chandler: Or what my Father called Thursday night.

*Time Lapse*

Ross is handing Rachel a cup of coffee.

Ross: Here you go.

Rachel: Oh y'know what I didn't want cinnamon on this.

Ross: Sorry. 

   To remedy that Ross scoops the cinnamon off of the top with his hand and i look in disgust until Phoebe's brother Frank enters the cafe.

Frank: Hi!.

Phoebe: Oh my God!.

Frank: Hi!.

Phoebe: Frank!. Hi!.