Crazy For You |Friends Fanfiction

Ch-58

- Nicolina's -

   Outside Central Perk Rachel and Phoebe are helping Monica learn how to roller skate by rolling her between themselves as i watch.

Nico: So who's idea was it to put everybody in the diner on skates?.

Monica: Oh some idiot customer put a suggestion in the suggestion box.

Phoebe: Oh my God they took my idea!.

Monica: That was you?!.

Phoebe: Yeah!. Okay here you go. "Rolls her back to Rachel".

Gunther then walks over to us and has a cup in his hands.

Gunther: Rachel I made you a cocoa.

   Gunther distracts her from catching Monica and Monica slams into her knocking her down. Monica then falls on top of her.

Phoebe: Oh my God are you guys okay?.

Nico, Gunther: Are you all right?.

Joey leaves the Central Perk and see's Monica laying on top of Rachel who is meaning in pain.

Joey:  Oh my.

Me and the girls turn and give him a dirty look.

*Time Lapse*

At Me, Chandler and Joey's. Me and Chandler are talking to Phoebe.

Chandler: So um after you put the suggestion in the box how long did it take for the roller skating thing to happen.

Phoebe: Umm oh about three months.

Chandler: Oka, so I guess that's about ah two weeks before the topless thing kicks in.

Joey: "Enters carrying a box". Hey!.

Chandler: Hey!.

Joey: I got you guys something!. Open it!. Open it!.

Chandler: Okay.

Chandler opens it and it's a baby chick.

Nico: It's a Baby chick.

Joey: It's cute huh?.

Phoebe: Whoa-whoa-whoa you guys do you know anything about chicks?.

Chandler: Fowl?. No. Women?. No.

Nico: Okay well they are a huge responsibility especially at this age. They require constant care. They need just the right food and lot's and lot's of love.

Joey: Oh well no problem there. 

Joey picks up the chick, hugs it really tight and talks to it like it's a little baby.

Chandler: Easy Lenny.

Nico: Just so y'know since I'm a teacher. I'm taking no responsibility for your pets.

*Time Lapse*

   At Monica and Rachel's. Phoebe is on the phone as Me, Chandler and Monica are sitting in the living room and Ross is in the kitchen as Rachel enters from her bedroom.

Rachel: Oh Phoebe are you still on hold?. I was supposed to call my Dad back like two hours ago.

Phoebe: Oh yeah he clipped on he said call him as soon as you get a chance he's at Flimby's.

Rachel: What's Flimby's?.

Phoebe: Oh yeah that's the word I use when I can't remember the real thing.

Rachel: Okay. Hang up!. That's it!. Come on!.

Phoebe: No!. Rachel that's what they want me to do. My warranty expires tomorrow if I don't get through they're not gonna fix my crappy, broken phone for free. We cannot let them win. It's us versus them.