Crazy For You |Friends Fanfiction

Ch-40

- Nicolina's -

   Everyone is at Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica is watching stock prices on a business channel.

Joey: Hey Monica why are we watching the business channel?.

Monica: Cause I was going by it the other day and I saw that there was a stock with my initials MEG, on it and well sometimes I have to watch for two or three hours before it comes up again but when it does it's pretty exciting.

Rachel: Ok honey you really need a job.

Nico: Yeah and soon.

Ross: Mon. Speaking of which dad says he knows someone you can call for an interview.

Monica: Really.

Phoebe: Ok right there. That, that's the third sign today. Right there.

Ross: On behalf of everyone I'd just like to say be-huh.

Phoebe: No cause you just said dad and everywhere I go today I keep getting signs telling me to go see my father. Like when I was walking over here and I passed a buffet...which is my father's last name.

All: Ah.

Phoebe: And they were serving franks which is his first name minus the s at the end. And there was a rotisserie with spinning chicken.

Monica: His Indian name?.

Phoebe: No because I chickened out the last time when I tried to meet him. So I mean coincidences?. I don't think so.

Ross: Freakish.

Monica: Wow.

Joey: Freaky.

Nico, Monica: Weird, weird.

Rachel: Ok so uh who wants the last hamburger?.

Phoebe: Oh alright that's it now I have to go see him.

Nico: Why?.

Phoebe: Hamburger. McDonald's. Old MacDonald had a farm my dad is a pharmacist.

*Time Lapse*

   I am in Phoebe's cab with Phoebe, Joey and Rachel and we pull up to Phoebe's dad's house. I'm in the passenger seat as Phoebe slams on the breaks. Joey and Rachel are thrown forward into the pillows in their laps.

Joey: See didn't I tell ya these pillows would be a good idea?.

Phoebe: Oh God here we go. For the first time in my life I'm gonna say hi birthfather.

Nico: We love you we're here for you.

Joey: Yeah good luck, good luck.

Phoebe: Thanks.  "Gets out of cab".

Joey: Hey Rach you uh you want some sandwich?.

Rachel: Oh what is in that?.

Joey: Olive loaf and ham spread no mayo.

Rachel: No , no cause mayo that would make it gross.

A little dog starts attacking Phoebe's leg.

Phoebe: Hey, hey no oh, oh.

Rachel: Run Phoebe run.

Phoebe: No, no, no doggie please. Oh I do so wanna love all animals please no.

Joey: Get him a bone get a bone. You gotta bone?.

Nico: Are you kidding me?. Does it look like we own a dog?.