- Nicolina's -
At Monica and Rachel's Joey is taking a jar of olives out of the fridge.
Joey: Hey how much will you give me to eat this whole jar of olives?.
Monica: I won't give you anything but you'll owe me 2.95.
Joey: Done.
Phoebe: "Enters". Hey. I need an atlas!. I need an atlas!.
Nico: Why?. "In scolding tone". Do you have a report due?.
Phoebe: I have a date with this diplomat I met while I was giving free massages outside the UN and I don't know where his country is.
Monica: Okay let's start with the free messages outside the UN.
Phoebe: Oh!. That's my new thing. I figure bodies at peace make peace.
Monica: Wow!. You might just get the first Nobel prize in rubbing. So what country is this guy from?.
Phoebe: Ick-neck-tree-anis.....There's a g in there.
Monica: Where's that?.
Phoebe: In your atlas!.
Monica: I don't have an atlas.
Phoebe: Oh.
Monica: Oh but wait I do have a globe.
Phoebe: Oh.
Monica: Hold on.
Nico: So Pheebs what's this guy like?.
Phoebe: Um well he's very dashing y'know and um very, very sophisticated and he doesn't speak any English but according to his translator he totally gets me.
Monica: Kay here you go. "Hands her tiny globe".
Phoebe: What is this?.
Monica: It's a globe and a pencil sharpener.
Phoebe puts the globe right up next to her eye to try and find the country.
Chandler: "Enters". Hey does anybody need anything copied?. I'm going down to the Xerox place.
Monica: Oh no thanks.
Chandler: Okay listen just give me anything I can make two of.
Monica: Well if you don't have anything to copy why are you going down there?.
Joey: Yeah are you just going down there to gawk at that hot girl with the belly button ring again?.
Chandler: Yeah!. You wanna come?.
Joey: Yeah!.
*Time Lapse*
It's been week since Rachel and Ross have broke up since he cheated on her. At Central Perk Me, Chandler, Joey and Scotty are sitting on the couch. I'm writing in my journal about the past week.
Joey: Can I see the comics?.
Chandler: This is the New York Times.
Joey: Okay may I see the comics?.
Monica and Phoebe enter.
Monica: Guys. I thought you were taking Ross to the game?.
Scotty: We are. He's meeting us here.
Monica: No!. Rachel is meeting us here.
Phoebe: Oh come on they can be in the same room.
Joey: Yeah you shoulda been there last night.
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Crazy For You |Friends Fanfiction
Hayran KurguNicolina Diana Kathryn Vera (Kathryn Morris) lives in New York City alongside her friends. {Check out second book}
