Crazy For You |Friends Fanfiction

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- Nicolina's -

   At Monica and Rachel's everyone including Scotty who has officially joined our group are watching TV and an info-mercial that stars Joey in it pops up.

(Host: Welcome everybody, welcome to Amazing Discoveries!)

Phoebe: Oh, oh!. It's on again!.

Joey: You guys can we please not watch this all right.

All: Sh!.

(Host: Folks has this ever happened to you?. You go to the refrigerator to get a nice glass of milk.

 We see Joey is in the background struggling to open a cartoon of milk.

Host: And these darn cartons are so flinging-flanging hard to open.

Joey: Oh you said it Mike. 

Joey rips open the carton and spills milk on the counter.

Joey: Aw!. There's got to be a better way!.

Mike: And there is Kevin.)

Joey: Can we please turn this off?.

Nico: No way Kevin. "Jokingly".

(Mike: There is a revolutionary new product that guarantees that you'll never have to open up milk cartons again. Meet the Milk Master 2000.)

Ross: "To Chandler". Are you intrigued?.

Chandler: You're flinging-flanging right I am!.

(Mike: Keep in mind he's never used this product before you're gonna see how easy this is to do. "To Joey". Go ahead. 

    Joey starts using the product which is a spout that you jab into a paper milk carton so that you don't have to rip it open.

Mike: This works with any milk carton.

Joey: Wow it is easy. "Starts to pour milk". Now I can have milk everyday.)

We all start laughing.

*Time Lapse*

   Me, Chandler, Monica, Janice, Scotty and Phoebe are at Central Perk. Me, Chandler, Monica, Scotty and Janice are sitting on the couch and Phoebe is sitting next to us in the chair.

Chandler: Well it's official there are no good movies.

Janice: Well let's go to a bad one and make out. 

Chandler and Janice start to kiss and they lean back into Monica.

Monica: Perhaps you would like me to turn like this. "Turns sideways on couch". So that you can bunny bump against my back.

Nico: Or wait till your alone.

I look at my bestfriend and his girlfriend in disgust.

Scotty: Were we like that?.

Nico: No i remember we'd mostly hold hands in public.

Joey: "Enters". Hey!.

Phoebe: Hey.

Chandler: Hey man. What's up?.

Joey: Maybe you can tell me. My agent would like to know why I didn't show up at the audition I didn't know I had today. The first good thing she gets me in weeks. How could you not give me the message?.

Chandler: Well I'll tell ya I do enjoy guilt but uh it wasn't me.

Nico: Nor me. I've been at work.