Crazy For You |Friends Fanfiction

Ch-28

-Nicolina's P.O.V-

   Everyone is at Monica and Rachels apartment.

Joey:This is unbelievable Pheebs how can you be married?.

Phoebe:Well I mean I'm not married,married ya know he's just a friend and he's gay and he's just from Canada and he just needed a green card.

Monica:I can't believe you married Duncan. I mean how could you not tell me?.We lived together we told each other everything.

Phoebe:I'm sorry Monica but I knew if I told you you'd get really like judgemental and you would not approve.

Monica:Of course I wouldn't approve I mean you were totally in love with this guy who hello was gay.I mean what the hell were you thinking?.

Ross:You see.and you thought she'd be judgemental.

Phoebe:Ok I wasn't in love with him and I was just helping out a friend.

Monica:Please when he left town you stayed in your pajamas for a month and I saw you eat a cheeseburger.

We all gasp.

Monica:Well didn't you?.

Phoebe:I might have.

Monica:I can't believe you didn't tell me.

Phoebe:Oh c'mon like you tell me everything.

Monica:What have I not told you?.

Phoebe:Oh I don't know.Um how about the fact that the underwear out there on the telephone pole is yours from when you were having sex with Fun Bobby out on the terrace.

Rachel:What!.

Monica:Wait a minute who told you?."Turns to Chandler".You are dead meat.

Chandler:I didn't know it was a big secret.

Monica:Oh it's not big not at all you know kinda the same lines as say oh I don't know having a third nipple!.

Phoebe:You have a third nipple?.

Chandler:You bitch.

Ross:Whip it out,whip it out.

Chandler:C'mon there's nothing to see it's just a tiny bump.it's totally useless.

Rachel:Oh as,as opposed to your other multi-functional nipples?.

Joey:I can't believe you.You told me and Nico it was a nubbin.

Nico:Joey what did you think a nubbin was?.

Joey:I don't know you see somethin,you hear a word I thought that's what it was. Let me see it again.

All:Yeah show it.Show it.The nubbin,the nubbin,the nubbin.

Chandler:Joey was in a porno movie.

All:Huh.

Chandler:If I'm going down I'm taking everybody with me.

Ross:You were in a porno?

Joey:Ah alright,alright,alright I was young and I just wanted a job ok.But at the last minute I couldn't go through with it so they let me be the guy who comes in to fix the copier but can't cause there's people having sex on it.

Nico:That is wild.

Rachel:Not as wild as you having sex with Joey.

Everyone but Joey,Rachel:You had sex with Joey?!.

Nico:Okay it was about 3 years ago after I moved in and i needed some release...I'm a woman with needs.

Joey:And she came to me.

Ross:"To Chandler".So what's it shaped like?.

Phoebe:Yeah is there a hair on it?.

Joey:What happens if you flick it?.

*Time Lapse*

  Me and Chandler are entering our apartment.

Chandler:I can't believe you had sex with Joey.You had sex with Joey and didn't tell me.

Nico:Chandler it's not a big deal.

Chandler:Not a big deal?.You told Rachel over me.

Nico:We were having drinks together and the topic of guys came up.Look Chan it's not like I dated him or something all it was,was just sex.

Chandler:Be honest how long did it go on for?.

Nico:A few months.We ended it when I was told by my therapist I was using it as a coping mechanism.

Chandler:If the therapist didn't say that how long would it have went on for?.

Nico:I don't know.Maybe when Joey got a girlfriend.

Chandler:Seriously?.

Nico:Are you...Jealous?.

Chandler:What?.No of course not."Playing it off".

Nico:Your jealous I had sex with Joey?.

Chandler:Of course not.You get all the sex you want with Gregory.

Nico:Actually no I dont.We broke up after he told me he realized he was gay and the only woman he ever loved was his wife.

Chandler:And how many people know about that?.

Nico:Your the first to know.Anyway I'm back into the sea of never ending partners.

Chandler:Sorry to learn about that.

   I nod and I go to my bedroom without a word and I sit down at my piano playing it as I think about Me and Chandler's conversation.