Crazy For You |Friends Fanfiction

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- Nicolina's -

   At Me, Chandler and Joey's. Joey and Chandler are watching one of those Kung Fu movies and imitating the moves as Phoebe enters wearing Santa pants.

Phoebe: Hello!.

Chandler: Ho!. Ho!. Ho!.

Phoebe: Excuse me.

Chandler: Your pants!.

Phoebe: Oh yeah!. You like'em?. I just I went to a used clothes store and got a bunch of maternity stuff. These are so comfortable!.

Nico: Uh Pheebs those are uh those are Santa pants.

Phoebe: What?.

Chandler: Santa pants...Santa Claus's pants.

Phoebe: Nuh-uh!. They're maternity pants. They even came with a list of baby names. "Pulls out Santa's list". See these names are good and these names are bad. "Realizes". Oh.

Rachel: "Enters". Hey!.

Monica: "Enters". Hey!.

Rachel: So-Hey Pheebs!. So how are the elves?.

Phoebe: I don't know!. How are the-the-the-the y'know-You're clothes aren't funny.

Monica: Hey guys what-what should I wear to a Knicks game?.

Chandler: Uh a T-shirt that says I don't belong here.

Nico: You have Knicks tickets?.

Rachel: Yeah my mom got my dad's season tickets in the divorce so she just gave them to me.

Monica: Yeah apparently they're pretty good seats.

Rachel: Yeah.

Joey: "Examining tickets". Oh my God!. Those are almost right on the floor!.

Rachel: Do you guys want these?.

Joey: Yeah!.

Chandler: Yeah we do!.

Rachel: Oh well you got'em.

Both: All right!.

Rachel: Just give us our apartment back!.

Phoebe: Boy!. I didn't see that coming!.

Nico: Me either. 

Chandler: Are you serious?.

Rachel: Oh come on!. We know what these are worth.

Monica: Yeah what do you think we're stupid?.

Joey: You're not stupid. You're meaner than I thought.

Monica: What do you say?.

Chandler: Forget it!. Okay I'm not giving up my bachelor pad for some basketball seats!.

Rachel: You're bachelor pad?.

Monica: Have you even had a girl up here?.

Chandler: No. But uh Joey has and I usually talk to them in the morning time.

Joey: Yeah you do!.

*Time Lapse*

   After Joey and Chandler actually went to the game i helped move Rachel and Monica back into their original apartment and helped get Joey, Chandler and my things to put it in our original apartment and as I'm in my old bedroom and there is a knock on the door and as i go to answer it Chandler and Joey enter. Chandler look's shocked.

Chandler: Oh. Oh God!.

Chandler starts running around like a chicken with his head cut off.

Joey: Hey want a beer?.