Crazy For You |Friends Fanfiction

Ch-47

- Nicolina's -

At Me, Chandler and Joey's Me and Chandler enter to see lumber all over the apartment.

Nico, Chandler: Hey!.

Joey: Hey!.

Chandler: Hey-hey-hey. So what happened?. A forest tick you off?.

Joey: No. Y'know how we're always saying we need a place for the mail.

Nico: Yeah.

Joey: Well I started building one. But then I decided to take it to the next step.

Chandler: You're building a post office?.

Joey: No an entertainment unit with a mail cubby built right in. It's a one day job max.

Chandler: Okay. 

I notice that Joey is wearing some really tight jeans.

Nico: My word. Those are snug.

Joey: Oh yeah. These are my old work pants Sergio Valente's.

Chandler goes to his bedroom and opens the door. However only the top half opens and he trips into his bedroom over the bottom half.

Joey: Power saw kinda got away from me there.

Nico: Joey just so you know if you do something to my bedroom...They will never find your body.

Joey: You have my word Nico.

*Time Lapse*

As we are all except Phoebe inside Central Perk we are waiting to meet Phoebe's half brother.

Chandler: Does anyone else think David Copperfield is cute?.

Nico: "Jokingly". No but he told me he thinks your a fox.

Chandler: All right Janice likes him. In fact she likes him so much she put him on her freebie list.

Joey: Her what?.

Chandler: Well we have a deal where we each get to pick five celebrities that we can sleep with and the other one can't get mad.

Ross: Ah the heart of every healthy relationship. Honesty, respect and sex with celebrities.

Monica: So Chandler who's on your list?.

Chandler: Ah Kim Basinger, Cindy Crawford, Halle Berry, Yasmine Bleeth and ah Jessica Rabbit.

Rachel: Now you do realize that she's a cartoon and way out of your league?.

Chandler: I know, I know I just always wondered if I could get her eyes to pop out of her head.

Joey: Hey Monica who would yours be?.

Monica: First I need a boyfriend then I can have a list.

Joey: It's just a game Mon. 

Joey gives us all a face.

Joey: Rach how about you?.

Rachel: Oh I don't know I guess Chris O'Donnel, John F. Kennedy Jr, Daniel Day Lewis, Sting and Parker Stevenson.

Ross: Spiderman?.

Rachel: Hardy Boy.

Chandler: Peter Parker.

Ross: Thank you.

Monica: What about you Scotty?.

Scotty: Katie Holmes, A.J Cook, Katherine Heigl, Jennifer Love Hewitt and Ginnifer Goodwin...What about you Lina?.