Kaitou Joker (<~Randomeness & Tales~>)

Clumsy Joker

[At Sky Joker]

[Twilight] There! I finally finish my potion!

[Sapphire] What does it do, Twilight-san?

[Twilight] Well I've looking for my missing sock for months and I couldn't find it, so I just thought... let's make a potion that can turn something into socks!

[Suisei] Couldn't you just buy a pair? //sarcastic//

[Twilight] First off, I'm BROKE!

[Twilight] Second, I can't just go 'Bibiddi bobiddi boo, here's some socks for your shoes' that easily!

[Suisei] //mumbles// I could've let you borrow, but okay. More money for food then...

[Suisei] <happy suisei noises*>

[Joker] //enters the room carefully// H-Hey, girls!

[Sapphire] Ohayougozaimashita!

[Joker] Nice japanese...

[Sapphire] Thanks! Hyakki-san and Young Master is teaching me!

[Twilight] (frowns) Joker, why are you walking funny?

[Before he manage to explain, he tripped and accidentally stepped on Sapphire's ice toys. Then he bump into Twilight that made her accidentally dropped her potion on 'something']

[Sapphire] My t-toys...

[Twilight] JOKER!

[Joker] Sorry! Sheesh!

[Sapphire] Joker-san, what's wrong with you?

[Joker] Sorry a-about that, girl. I'm unlucky today...

[Suisei] Unlucky? What do you mean exactly when you are the luckiest phantom thief besides Lucky Pyramid?

[Joker] I have an annoying case of the 'clutz'.

[Joker] It happens once a year so randomly and I'm trying to keep myself away from the others...

[Twilight/Suisei/Sapphire] <heard screaming outside the main room>

[Joker] Which it didn't work...

[Joker] So I'm trying to get into my bedroom and just sleep this off! <mad Joker noises>

[Suisei] (snort) That's some bad luck you got there...

[Joker] Welp, wish me luck. I might-Oof! <hit his head in a random wall and broke a vase>

[Sapphire] |helps him, but tripped on a rug|

[Joker] On second thought, I SURELY need your 'goodlucks' because I'm starting to affect all of you...

[Joker] *left*

[Sapphire] //rebuilds her dolls// Poor Joker-san...

[Suisei] Not 'Poor Joker-san'! He secretly s-stole my wallet and accidentally throw them in the chimney! (founds her wallet toasted and empty)

[Suisei] WAAAAAHH!!!! My food is gone forever! //starts crying//

[Twilight] <sweatdropped> Not exactly gone when you have a wand or staff...

[Twilight] I'm sure there must be an explanation to this. Maybe he just have a bad day, that's all!

[Hachi] (enters the room, screaming and panicking)

[Hachi] THERE'S A HOLE IN JOKER-SAN'S SHIP!!!

[Suisei] (stopped crying) What?!!

[Sapphire] Or n-not...