Kaitou Joker (<~Randomeness & Tales~>)

Who they hate most and PhoeNa Moment

[Ai] My answer is absolutely Joker-san! Because Spade-sama and I can't go to a heist for a month! Hmph!

[Spade] <sneeze and sigh> S-Same reason.

[Sapphire] Bless you, Spade-san!

[Twilight] That's some bad allergies you got there...

[Spade] Don't. Remind. Me... //sniff// I hate it...

[Lupin] Shadow & Joker. They are the WORST when they ruin someone's date... (upset)

[Rose] I don't want to hate anyone, but for now, it's Jack and Nii-san since they ruined my first date after 3 years waking up from a slumber... //a bit upset as well//

[Shadow] Excuse me?!?

[Rose] Sorry, nii-san... You're being too overprotective... //shrugged//

[Shadow] Huh?!? HMPH! (jealous)

[Shadow] MINE IS LUPIN FOR HARRASSING MY SIS!

[Lupin] The hell?! I wasn't even touching her at the first place!

[Shadow] Shut up, you- //prepare his umbrella//

[Lupin] (ready his baton) No you shut up, brat! Respect your elders!

[Twilight] Yare yare... Yamero, you two! You're scaring poor Rose!

[Akai] Since when did you speak that language?

[Twilight] I-... kinda ask Hyakki-kun to teach me. Hehe...

[Lupin] HE STARTED IT!

[Shadow] HE STARTED IT!

[Lupin] STOP COPYING ME, YOU COPYCAT MAGICIAN!

[Shadow] STOP COPYING ME, YOU COPYCAT MAGICIAN!

[Lupin] NO, YOU SHUT UP!

[Shadow] NO, YOU SHUT UP!

[Akai] Both of you shut up! It's my turn so I can sleep!

[Akai] Dr. Neo. That's becuase the doctor is a lunatic and only give me sweets instead of something spicy!

[Akai] And Joker! Since he curse a lot! Especially around Nini!

[A. Silver] Joker and my same exact reason. And for showing violence and bad influences around the innocent souls!

[A. Silver] <clears throat> And Clover for backstabbing the oraganization. Periodt...

[Hachi] Villains and Joker-san! For making Hyakkimaru-san mad at me for a week!

[Mr. Kaneari] //appear out of nowhere// Joker! For making me destroy my mansion!

[Oniyama] //follow// You're so underrest for breaking the laws, Kaitou Joker!

[Captain Blue] JOKER! <pass through the window with his ship and crewmates>

[Viridian] KAITOU JOKER! He has no art at all and absolutely bad in drawing!

[K.Nightmare] JOKER FOR HUMILIATING ME IN ITALY!

[A. Silver] Where did they come from?!?

[Sapphire] Eeek! CLOWNS! //blast Nightmare's face straight to the window//

[Joker] My WINDOW! 😭

[Roko] Professor Clover for using me as an object!

[Queen] I will hate Phoenix for burning my hair!

[Queen] And Oji-chan for being a pervert!

[Akai] Not my fault you brought me to that maniac!

[Twilight] I'll go with Dr.Neo. He's evil, cruel and always pretends to be young!

[Akai] //clears throat//

[Twilight] Oh and beautifully bald- //cough//... not ...//cough//

[Spade] <facepalm> Wow... //sniff//

[Akai] <join Spade in facepalming> NO?! Because he HATES birds! Not beautifully bald!

[Ai] Spade-san, yo-

[Spade] My nose is... runny after s-sniffing... all that polle- (sneeze) Ggggrrr! Just shut up about it!

[Ai] <mumbles> Oh d-dear... Stage 2: Mood Swings....

[A. Silver] (burst out laughing)

[Lupin] (join laughing next to him)

[Queej] Well it's true tho... (nervously laugh)

[Dr.Neo] //crash inside// JOKER! Give me my eternal bird!

[Akai] //sees Dr. Neo and scream//

[Akai] //hid with Acrux//

[Dr.Neo] There you are! My beautiful creature! You will be under my hands again and I'll have you drowning underwater once more! (ready his water gun while laughing like a maniac)

[Akai] GET AWAY FROM ME YOU CRAZY BALD FREAK!

[Lupin] OOHHH~ So that's the beautifully bald guy!

[Dr.Neo] I ain't BALD! //wig dislocate a bit//

[Dr.Neo] //quickly fixes his hair and cough like nothing happen//

[Sapphire] Huh? //sees Phoenix hiding//

[Sapphire] ... //glare to Dr.Neo//

[Sapphire] Hmph! You're a baddie! <remove one of her gloves and freezes his body>

[Sapphire] Don't hurt, Akai, you old bully! <kicks the ice block back outside the window>

[Dr.Neo] //girlish scream as his wig got snatch by a pigeon//

[Dr.Neo] Give me back my wi- (start drowning in the sea)

[Everyone] <went dead silent>

[A. Silver] ...

[A. Silver] Wow, those were nice reflexes, dear...

[Akai] Oh gosh- That was awesome, Nini! //hugged her tightly//

[Sapphire] (blush on how close their faces are, but Phoenix didn't notice)

[Sapphire] Y-You save me too t-tho...

[Akai] I've taught you well! Haha! The whole ice cream store is yours!

[Sapphire] Really?!? YEY! Come on! (left with him using the window as well)

[A. Silver] What the- DID SHE JUST JUMPED?!?

[Joker] Hey! Nobody gonna ask me?!

[Everyone except Spade] NOBODY CARES!

[Spade] //sniff// Rot in hell instead...