[Ai] Hey, Joker?
[Joker] Hm?
[Ai] I was wondering... since you're close to him since childhood, do you perhaps have any good suggestions what to decorate his office?
[Joker] Oh you ask the right person for that, Dark Eye. You can decorate his room with Aster flowers. That way, he can look at something to interest his books.
[Ai] Aster?
[Joker] Yes yes~ It can even match his hair! I'm sure he'll love it!
[Ai] R-Really? Thanks you, Joker-san! (left)
[Joker] Anytime, Ai! //satisfied//
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[Rose] Jack! Jack!
[Joker] Gosh Rose, what?! I'm trying to make myself curry!
[Rose] (give a confused before looking around the kitchen in mess)
[Joker] Don't judge meh- I'm trying here!
[Rose] You could've ask me for help tho-
[Joker] NOPE! If I can steal a spaceship, then it's also possible for me to cook curry as well!
[Rose] Ooookaaaay? Anyways, Lupin said that he will bring me to somewhere magical. I was thinking if it was somewhere in Canada co-
[Joker] Ohohoho~ So french pervert is making a move?!
[Joker] //change into a counselor uniform with glasses and brought a notepad with him// Go on, miss~
[Rose] Wow. Silver-san's right about you being weird...
[Rose] Anyways, I need an answer on how to be in my best. People say this things when they want to be confident and I really want to impress him...
[Queen] (enter the room) Did I heard it right that you wanted to impress someone?!"
[Joker] Not your business, Queen! Which you gave me a bright idea, Rose!
[Rose] I did? Since when?
[Joker] Since now! I'll be glad to help!
[Queen] WHAT?! Why do you always accept her while I get denied?!?
[Joker] Because you're insanely swinging your sword on me everytime I came with you!
[Rose] Oh my god, Joker! Say less! Your curry! [sees the curry on fire]
[Joker] (scream) My beautiful creation!!!
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[Joker] Hey, Hachi!
[Hachi] //about to leave// Huh? What is it, Joker-san?
[Joker] Where are you going?
[Hachi] Oh! I'll be giving Hyakkimaru-san a tour on London!
[Hachi] He hasn't experience travelling yet and it would be awesome to see his reaction!
[Joker] Really!? Sweet! How about bringing him to the theater after?
[Hachi] Sure! Thanks for the advice, Joker-san!
[Joker] No prob, Hachi!
[Hachi] Which curious me... why are you being nice today, Joker-san?
[Joker] Oh nothing~ My devil side is just asleep! (smile)
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Kaitou Joker (<~Randomeness & Tales~>)
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