Let's all pretend for a sec, that Rainbow is dating Nightmare Steve and moved into his palace, okay?
Nightmare, Dark and Shadow are in the kitchen.
Shadow: Sooo... Do you and Rainbow... Y'now, have pet names for each other?
Nightmare: Pshhh, oh please! Do I look like I'd be giving away pet names? Let alone liking them?
Dark: *smirks* Oh yeah? Then what do bees make?
Nightmare: ....Honey?
Rainbow: *from the living room* Yes, dear?
Shadow: Don't you ever lie to us like that again--
Dark: *snorts*
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Minecraft Oneshots and Other Stuff
Fanfiction**REQUESTS ARE NOW REOPENED** Just a bunch of oneshots and all that other weird, crazy or funny stuff that comes to mind! Besides oneshots you'll also find Headcanons, Crack, Smut and Lemons here. ^^ Aside from Notch, Herobrine, Steve, Alex and al...
