Elemental: *excited* I have a plan!
Time: *narrows his eyes* No explosions.
Elemental: *disappointed* I don't have a plan.
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Minecraft Oneshots and Other Stuff
Fanfiction**REQUESTS ARE NOW REOPENED** Just a bunch of oneshots and all that other weird, crazy or funny stuff that comes to mind! Besides oneshots you'll also find Headcanons, Crack, Smut and Lemons here. ^^ Aside from Notch, Herobrine, Steve, Alex and al...
Crack #22
Elemental: *excited* I have a plan!
Time: *narrows his eyes* No explosions.
Elemental: *disappointed* I don't have a plan.