(This is probably going to be more like incorrect quotes, but whatever-! I'll do what I want! >:3)
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Sabre: I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with them later.
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Rainbow: If we're not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a Light in the fridge?
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Dark: I walk around like everything is fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off.
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Prof. Red: I hate it when people text me "K". I'm very rarely in the mood to talk about potassium.
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Elemental: I try not to laugh at my own jokes, but we all know I'm hilarious.
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Galaxy: I may look like I'm having deep thoughts. But 99% of the time I'm thinking about what I'm going to eat later.
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Nightmare: At my funeral, take the bouquet off my coffin and throw it into the crowd to see who is next.
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Light: Ok, but can you please let me out of the fridge now? It's cold...! >~<
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Minecraft Oneshots and Other Stuff
Fanfiction**REQUESTS ARE NOW REOPENED** Just a bunch of oneshots and all that other weird, crazy or funny stuff that comes to mind! Besides oneshots you'll also find Headcanons, Crack, Smut and Lemons here. ^^ Aside from Notch, Herobrine, Steve, Alex and al...
