Dark: *in the kitchen, sipping some coffee* Ugh! This coffee is like making love in a canoe!
Shadow: That's... Good, right?
Dark: *dramatically / angrily* No! It's fucking close to water! *aggressively pours the coffee down the drain*
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Minecraft Oneshots and Other Stuff
Fanfiction**REQUESTS ARE NOW REOPENED** Just a bunch of oneshots and all that other weird, crazy or funny stuff that comes to mind! Besides oneshots you'll also find Headcanons, Crack, Smut and Lemons here. ^^ Aside from Notch, Herobrine, Steve, Alex and al...
