A young greenette ran from rooftop to rooftop, occasionally having to jump down or climb up. A black haired hobo looking man was right on his tail.
"Give it up kid, just come quietly"
The greenette suddenly stopped and turned sharply to face the older, a large grin spreading across his face. He looks at where the guy was standing, causing him to look down too.
"...Shit"
POOF
Pink glitter exploded from a mini bomb on the floor, right underneath him. Aizawa swatted it away but by the time he could see again, the greenette was gone. He sighed and started walking home, covered in pink glitter.
Ua Staff Chat
System: Grumpy Cat is online
Grumpy Cat: I'm so fucking done with this brat.
Cockatoo: what's up Sho? Have a run in with your favourite problem child again?
Grumpy Cat: Shut up.
Kinky~: What was it this time? Ice water? Slime? Glitter? Or did the kid tie you to a pole again while holding a cat just out of reach?
Grumpy Cat: it was fucking glitter
I had to shower for an hour to get it all offEvil Rat Genius: Eraser, you can't say you don't enjoy the kids company
Grumpy Cat: I don't. Caused me nothing but problems.
Mysterious is online
Kinky~: oh I forgot about them!
Mysterious: nice to know you think about me gorgeous😔
Grumpy Cat: thirteenth reason
Yee-haw🤠: did.. did Aizawa just meme?
@Problem Solver I think we need your helpProblem Solver: Sure. It seems that Aizawa is so done with life he has decided to stop caring about his reputation
Grumpy Cat: why don't you just punch me
Cockatoo: Lmao, Sho your pain makes me oddly happy
Mysterious: Sadist
Kinky~: Kinky
Grumpy Cat: I need sleep.
Grumpy Cat has gone offline
Cockatoo: LMAO YALL SCARED HIM OFF
Mysterious: Yall🤠
Pirate: Yall🤠
Cockatoo: you wound me, Ecto😔
Pirate: Good. Who is 'Mysterious'?
Evil Rat Genius: A kid I added on accident.
Pirate: and why is a kid awake at this time?
Cockatoo: Good question! Why are you up little listener?
Mysterious: you see I could go the sarcastic route
But I'm going to tease you instead.
Why haven't you asked out Eraser-chan yet?Kinky~: Eraser-chan?
Mysterious: It's a nickname Midi-chan! You guys have way too long hero names!
Cockatoo: I-
Coackatoo is offline
Mysterious: maybe he went to Eraser-chan😏
Pirate: are we sure this is a kid?
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Bnha ✨Wrong Number✨
FanfictionIzuku. A vigilante who gets added to a groupchat of pro heroes and turns himself in. Hitoshi. The son of Eraserhead, a hero that had been glitter bombed by the vigilante more times than he wished to admit. Shoto. The son of the #2 pro hero, who was...