Bnha ✨Wrong Number✨

Running from problems fixes them

UA Staff Chat

Cockatoo: Izuku get your ass online. now.

Hawks: oh shit- angry mic, everyone take cover

Kinky~: rip izuku

System: Mysterious is online

Mysterious: heyyyyy

Cockatoo: don't heyyyyy me

Cockatoo: what the fuck were you thinking?

Mysterious: uh- that a small, innocent child needed saving?

Cockatoo: you know i didn't mean that.

Mysterious: rightttt. well ya see- technically it wasn't me

Problem Solver: personality disorder?

Mysterious: stfu furry

Cockatoo: it wasn't you?

Tsukauchi: they're telling the truth

Dadzawa: then who was it?

Mysterious: haha... bye!

System: Mysterious is offline

Cockatoo: that little shit-

Dadzawa: snipe, they want you to pick him up from the station

Yee-haw: damn, this legal guardian shit is hard. i'll get food on the way, does he like fried chicken?

Dadzawa: what- no don't get him food? they're in trouble.

Hawks: if you aren't giving it to them can i have it?

Yee-haw: bet, meet me at ua in like 30 minutes

Hawks: i'll be there in 5

Crispy: birdbrain, you live almost an hour away

Hawks: I'll be there in five.

System: Hawks is offline

Kinky~: true dedication

Midori decided he didn't want to be on the receiving end of an angry Mic. So, he did the reasonable thing and jumped out the bathroom window.

What? Don't judge him. He panicked.

And now he was on the way to Neito's house, because he already lived with Hitoshi, therefore Aizawa, and was too much of an Endeavour fanboy to hide out in Shoto's house.

Then, when he was halfway to Neito's, he remembered he was still in his vigilante gear.

Which was honestly just a hoodie and some normal trousers, but he had a large amount of glitter bombs too.

Sure, Neito wouldn't mind, but Neito's sister seemed like a bitch.

He sighed and jumped down into an alleyway, checking to make sure he hadn't just trespassed into some homeless guys house before putting his bombs safely under the large dumpster.

Well, he hoped it was safe.

He made his way back up to the rooftop and set off running again. Then he seemed to remember something else, and stopped. Again.

'Izuku, get your ass out here. i don't want to deal with your boyfriends sister.'

'Well- technically he's your boyfriend too-'

'we're different people aren't we? i'm not part of your relationship.'

'we can't just switch for your convenience midori'

'yes we can, hurry up.'

Izuku sighed. He was really hoping to get out of this, but it couldn't be helped.