Shoto and Neito were in Shoto's waiting room, along with Izuku and Hitoshi who had decided fuck sleep and instead showed up at the sports festival.
Neito was in the corner pouting, so Izuku went up to him.
"Neito? What's wrong?"
"People are fucking weird. Who the fuck tells a teenager to take his shirt off?"
Izuku thought for a second before he remember something and laughed awkwardly.
"That may or may not have been me"
Neito paused for a second before looking up at Izuku with a glare that rivalled Aizawa's.
"HITOSHI SAVE ME NEITO IS GOING TO KILL ME- wait that's a good thing why am I running"
"Mood"
"Mood"
"Mood"
They looked at eachother and burst out laughing.
Hitoshi raised an eyebrow.
"If Neito is depressed does that mean he gets to come to therapy with us"
"I don't want to go to therapy with you."
Shoto pouted.
"Why not? We're great at therapy"
"I think hound dog needs a therapist after your sessions with him."
They couldn't say anything to that, because he was completely right. Poor Hound Dog.
While they were quiet, Neito took the opportunity.
"Wait, if Izuku was the one who told me to take it off, who the fuck told me to put it back on"
Izuku and Hitoshi looked a teacher with a nervous smile.
Neito ran at Hitoshi.
"You mother fucker-"
"I have fucked no mothers, I am gay"
Izuku took out his phone and recorded their fight, which turned into them just throwing light hearted insults at eachother.
UA Staff Chat
Mysterious: *insert video*
Dadzawa: Now why the fuck is Monoma chasing Hitoshi around when he should be resting?
Todoroki Shoto: @1-B Prince
1-B Prince: yes Shoto?
Todoroki Shoto: hi
1-B Prince: hello? Wait Izuku can I have admin for a minute
Mysterious: sure?
System: 1-B Prince changed Todoroki Shoto's name to Icythot
Better #1: what the fuck
Yee-haw: PLEASE- NOT ICYTHOT
Kinky~: HOW DO YOU EVEN COME UP WITH THIS SHIT
1-B Prince: Shoto was the one who said it
Icythot: as I should. Slay queen
Mysterious: oh god
Hawks: did he really just-
Icythot: sister shooketh
Crispy: James Charles kinnie
Handjob: touching up minors?
Icythot: let's not go there the author doesn't want angry James Charles stans arguing in the comments
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Bnha ✨Wrong Number✨
FanfictionIzuku. A vigilante who gets added to a groupchat of pro heroes and turns himself in. Hitoshi. The son of Eraserhead, a hero that had been glitter bombed by the vigilante more times than he wished to admit. Shoto. The son of the #2 pro hero, who was...
