Bnha ✨Wrong Number✨

The obstacle race

UA Staff Chat

Mysterious: DENKI GET ONLINE NOW AND TELL ME HOW THE DATE WENT

Minizawa: @Kaminari Denki

System: Kaminari Denki is online

Kaminari Denki: I'm so gay.

System: Mysterious changed Kaminari Denki's name to Gayboi

Gayboi: I'm bi, but I suppose this works

Minizawa: not you invalidating his sexuality. How could you Izu

Mysterious: bwhsbhdbs I DIDNT KNOW

System: Mysterious changed Gayboi's name to Biboi

Biboi: *insert finger guns because for some reason there isn't a finger guns emoji which is quite biphobic if I do say so myself*

Cockatoo: is it pretty biphobic, isn't it listener?

Biboi: see! You get it!

Mysterious: sooo?

Biboi: oh right! I think I'm totally completely utterly in love with this man

Todoroki Shoto: care to tell us why

Dadzawa: oh god, here we go

Biboi: YES! Okay- so the date started and we went to this cute little cafe right? And he told me I look pretty! Pretty! And he got all red when I told him he looked manly! And then we left and went for a walk around a park, and he held my hand crossing over the road- it was so cute I love him

Mysterious: fucking. Simp.

Biboi: takes one to know one

Minizawa: tell kirishima I said you guys are a manly couple

Biboi: I WILL I WILL HE WILL BE SO HAPPY

Kinky~: PLEASE THIS IS SO CUTE

Yee-haw: I remember when we were in highschool now

Hawks: imagine going to highschool couldn't be me

Better #1: Hawks no-

Hawks: Hawks yes-

Yasu: Atlas, Hypnos, how are you?

Mysterious: see that losers? He addressed us specifically

Minizawa: I'm dead. I'm alive but I'm dead

Yasu: was patrol too much?

Minizawa: 'was patrol too much' YES PATROL WAS TOO MUCH

Dadzawa: Hitoshi be nice

Minizawa: sorry Yasu, I'm just tired

Mysterious: aw, poor Toshi can't handle a patrol

Minizawa: Izuku shut the fuck up

Mysterious: oh shit, he's on his man period everyone take cover

Minizawa: you're a dick

Mysterious: Hm, no, but I have a dick, and wouldn't mind it in

System: Mysterious is offline

Cockatoo: got their phone

Dadzawa: thank you.

Vape Cloud: what happened to freedom of speech

Dadzawa: this isn't America

Kinky~: damn

Let's time skip a week because I want to get to the sports festival. Basically Izuku and Hitoshi have just been doing the same thing. Patrol, train, patrol, train.