1-A Groupchat
Alien Queen: can you believe it?
Pikapika: believe what?
Bondage Kink: bro have you not seen the news- All Might was found dead this morning
Mysterious: oh nooo... how sad...
Minizawa: so tragic...
Todoroki Shoto: .. it truly is a terrible thing that happened
1-B Prince: this is painful to watch, just celebrate
Mysterious: LMAO HE A DEAD MOTHERFUCKA
Minizawa: IG HIS SOUL FINALLY HAD ENOUGH OF THE TWIG BODY
Todoroki Shoto: YALL WE SHOULD PARTY
Bondage Kink: wtf..
Forward March: why the fuck are you celebrating all might's death?
Mysterious: one less transphobic homophobe is something to be happy about!
Manliest: all might was not manly. You know what is manly though?
Alien Queen: what?
Manliest: The fact that he ain't coming back
Pikapika: BAHAHAHAHAHAHHA ILY KIRI
Manliest: no homo??
Pikapika: FULL HOMO
Manliest: WAIT-
System: 2 users are offline
Mysterious: YESSSSSS DENKI GET YOUR MAN
Minizawa: AS HE SHOULD
Todoroki Shoto: GUYS PARTY AT MY HOUSE, YOUR ALL INVITED FEEL FREE TO TRASH THE PLACE
Mysterious: WILL NATSUO BE THERE? THE MAN IS FINE ASF
Minizawa: ALSO WANT TO KNOW
Todoroki Shoto: YALL REALLY JUST LIKE THE TODOROKI'S LMAO- YEAH HES GONNA BE HERE WITH THE GUY HES BEEN TALKING ABOUT
Mysterious: HE COULDNT HAVE WAITED JUST A COUPLE MORE YEARS FOR ME? ION EVEN WANNA DATE HIM, JUST WANNA GET FUCKED ONCE
Bondage Kink: not you talking about your boyfriends brother like that, in the class gc, infront of him
Mysterious: I'm adding Natsuo to our other gc
UA Staff Chat
System: Mysterious added Todoroki Natsuo to the group
Mysterious: HI HOT TODOROKI
Todoroki Natsuo: what up? Why am I here? How did you get my number?
Mysterious: if I randomly messaged you I'd be called a stalker, so instead you're here! Could have added you to the gc for my relationship, but I don't think you wanna see Shoto's dick
Todoroki Natsuo: you're right, I don't
Better #1: really adding the whole family here huh?
Mysterious: if your kids weren't all extremely attractive I wouldn't have to
Better #1: ofc they're attractive, they have my genes
Todoroki Shoto: as much as I hate her, the birth giver is 'attractive' too, I got more of her genes than I did yours
Todoroki Natsuo: sorry to break it to you, but you're literally half and half. Plus, I'm the most attractive of us all anyway
Mysterious: yes you are
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Bnha ✨Wrong Number✨
FanfictionIzuku. A vigilante who gets added to a groupchat of pro heroes and turns himself in. Hitoshi. The son of Eraserhead, a hero that had been glitter bombed by the vigilante more times than he wished to admit. Shoto. The son of the #2 pro hero, who was...