I FOUND THAT IN MY CAMERA ROLL, THAT IS 100% HOW THE ALL MIGHT HOLOGRAM LOOKS
UA Staff Chat
Dadzawa: why do I have a headache
Cockatoo: you just have a headache? I feel like my head is going to explode
Vape Cloud: my teenage body can't handle this
Too Bright: so hard to smile rn when I'm throwing up every 2 minutes
Literal Goddess: aw! Poor Toga. You're all lightweights!
Mysterious: aren't they? I suppose heroes aren't supposed to drink much but still
Evil Rat Genius: alcohol is poisonous for me, y'all are lucky I have a good sense of smell or I'd be dead by now
Mysterious: You have to admit it was funny!
Evil Rat Genius: I suppose seeing Mt Lady running around like a psychopath was quite entertaining
Kinky~: any of y'all know if I atleast got dicked down, I remember nothing but feel sore af
Minizawa: you went home with the green haired one, if that helps?
Dadzawa: you screwed Joke?
Kinky~: oops? Where tf is she then? No way she dicked and dipped
System: Mysterious added Miss Joke
Miss Joke: heyooooo UA awesome party last night!
Mysterious: thank you!
Kinky~: Joke did we fuck last night?
Miss Joke: woah- didn't hesitate! We did yeah, it was great :)
Dadzawa: please spare us the details
Miss Joke: AIZAWA! Do you wanna marry me?
Dadzawa: no.
Kinky~: well shit, we should totally do that again but sober
Miss Joke: I'm up for it! No strings attached?
Kinky~: no strings attached
System: Better #1 is online
Better #1: I feel like my brain got poked by millions of tiny insects
Vlad King: specific but accurate
Dadzawa: everyone going on the trip tomorrow better be hangover free or I'm going to kick your asses to the sun
Cockatoo: siryessir
Handjob: I feel like I was kicked in the head by crusty's heavy ass boots
Crusty: wtf is that supposed to mean. Anyway I thought you could hold your drink
Handjob: I can. Doesn't mean I don't get a shitty hangover
Once: I feel like shit. I feel great!
Afo: I got so many good blackmail videos lmao
Mysterious: wait you were there?
Afo: I lurked in the corner. I'm not stupid enough to show my current civilian identity to pro heroes. Peace treaty broken btw
Mysterious: fair
1-B Prince: Izuku I am going to fucking kill you
Mysterious: uh oh. Sho-chan save me!
Todoroki Shoto: motherfucker. I stg if you ever leave me with a drunk Neito again I will freeze you and throw you in the Pacific Ocean
1-B Prince: I wasn't that bad.
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Bnha ✨Wrong Number✨
FanfictionIzuku. A vigilante who gets added to a groupchat of pro heroes and turns himself in. Hitoshi. The son of Eraserhead, a hero that had been glitter bombed by the vigilante more times than he wished to admit. Shoto. The son of the #2 pro hero, who was...