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"I'll put you in a blender at home if you don't shut up."
-"Okay. Let's pro-con this superhero thing." Wade said and smashed into a car with a thud and an 'Ow'. "Pro: They pull down a gaggle of ass. Local dry cleaning discounts. Lucrative film deals, both origin stories and large ensemble team movies. Con; They're all lame-as teacher's pets. Other than Nova, she's quite scary."
"Thanks, sugar tits." Nova smiled, moving away from Colossus and onto a car bonnet near Wade.
"You know, I can hear you." Colossus stated, Russian accent thick.
"I wasn't talking to you. I was talking to them." Wade replied, nodded at an imaginary camera.
"Is someone watching us? Like seriously?" Nova asked before waving brightly in the some direction Wade nodded in. "Hello perverts!"
"Stay right here." Colossus ordered Francis. "You've been warned before, Deadpool. This is a shameful and reckless use of your powers. You will all be coming with us."
"I actually have plans tonight." Nova shook her head.
"They involve your phone and left hand, I wouldn't worry about it." Wade mumbled to her and she punched his shoulder. "Look, Colossus, we don't have time for the goody-two-shoes bullshit right now! And you are?" Wade looked expectantly at a teenager with a shaved head.
"Negasonic Teenage Warhead." She answered, a bored expression on her face and Wade and Nova exchanged looks.
"Negasonic Teenage... What the shit!?" Wade exclaimed. "That's the coolest name ever!" He continued and she shrugged.
"Ooh, she's moody." Nova chuckled, swinging her legs around.
"So, what, you're like, uh, his sidekick?" Wade questioned.
"No. Trainee." Colossus answered.
"Let me guess. X-Men left you behind on what? Shit detail?" Wade quizzed, walking away from the two of them and waving over Nova.
"What does that make you?" Negasonic asked, sitting when Nova previously was.
"Pretending you're not here, Negasonic Teenage Warhead. Can we trade names?" Wade quizzed before punching Francis harshly in the face.
"Can we go?" Negasonic asked Colossus.
"Look! I'm a teenage girl. I'd rather be anywhere than here." Wade said, pretending to flip imaginary hair as Nova kicked Francis in the stomach. "I'm all about long sullen silences, followed by mean comments, followed by more silences. So what's it gonna be, huh? Long sullen silence, or mean comment? Go on."
"You got me in a box here." Negasonic stated.
"Aha!" Wade shouted, pointing at Colossus as Nova approached the group.
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Venom // Natasha Romanoff
FanfictionNova Black is a 20 year old that was infected with a parasite. Nick Fury found out about her and called her in for the Avengers. What happens when she meets Natasha Romanoff? Will her past catch up with her? Avengers: Assemble - ✅ Captain America: T...