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-"у нас есть ты, кукольное лицо

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"у нас есть ты, кукольное лицо."
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Wade, Nova, Colossus and Negasonic started to walk into the tip where Francis was. Negasonic looked towards Nova and Wade.

"Hey." She spoke up and they all stopped. "Where's your duffel bag?"

"You had one job!" Nova exclaimed.

"So did you!" Wade shouted.

"And what was that?" Nova asked with a raised eyebrow.

"Sh, I'm on the phone." Wade quickly said, changing the subject as he called Dopinder.

"Leave a message and have a happy day." Dopinder's voicemail rang out as Wade poked Negasonic in the ear who slapped his hand away.

"God damn it!" Wade yelled, stuffing the phone in his suit. "I'm gonna do this the old fashioned way with two swords and maximum effort." He then looked over at a piece of scrap metal. "Cue the music."

The four began to walk again but stoped when people pulled out multiple guns on them, some squatting down and other half behind big metal containers.

"Wade Wilson! What's my name?" Francis shouted from the top of the platform.

"Oh, I'mma fuckin' spell it out for ya." Wade muttered angrily.

Angel then walked to the edge of the platform and Francis mumbled something to her.

"Superhero landing. She's gonna do a superhero landing." Wade said excitedly, tapping Nova and Negasonic on the arm repeatedly. "Wait for it."

Angel jumped down, punching the floor and landing on one knee, dirt flying everywhere as she did so.

"Whoo!" Wade clapped. "Superhero landing! You know, that's really hard on your knees."

"I broke my kneecap trying it once." Nova nodded in agreement.

"Totally impractical. They all do it." Wade continued, looking back towards Nova.

"You should see Natasha. Such a poser." Nova chuckled.

"And that's called foreshadowing, kids." Wade smiled at the imaginary camera. "You're a lovely lady, but I'm saving myself for Francis." Wade told Angel who was storming towards them and then pointed at Colossus. "That's why I brought him."

"I prefer not to hit a woman, so please-" Colossus was cut off by Angel punching him in the face, sending him over Wade and Nova, quite a few meters back.

"I mean, that's why we brought her?" Wade in a question gesturing to Negasonic who was texting someone before holding up a finger at the duo. "Oh, no, finish your tweet. It's not... That's... Just give us a second. Yeah."

"What? Your Amazon order late? Jeff Bezos got an issue with your or somthin'?" Nova asked sarcastically. "There you go. Put in your postcode." She continued as Negasonic threw her phone away from them.

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