Venom // Natasha Romanoff

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"Oh, he's so much fun to kick!"
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Wade grunted, slicing the katanas out fo the man's body, flipping them and putting them back into their holder. Venom overtook Nova's boy for and began to eat the dying body, licking his teeth afterwards.

"Why have a hoover when you can have a Venom?" Wade asked, patting Venom's arm.

"People are delicious. You are lucky I haven't eaten you yet. I follow Nova's rules." Venom growled playfully, poking Wade's chest.

"Ooh, kinky. So, in Nova in charge of you and Natasha?" Wade asked the alien.

"We are not getting into that conversation, sugar tits." Nova said, Venom sinking back into her skin.

"I mean, think of the possibilities with Venom. You're own three-way in your crazy, kinky relationship." Wade grinned.

"I think I'm loosing brain cells the more I'm with you because I find myself agreeing with you." Nova mumbled in amusement.

"Now, if I were a 200pound sack of assholes name Francis, where would I hide?" Wade questioned looking around.

Behind the duo, a motorbike revved its acceleration. The two slowly turned to face the sound.

"Oh." Wade uttered.

The motorbike began to drive away and the two started running. While Francis shot at them, Nova sped ahead slightly, jumping over a car. Venom extending on her arm, the tendril shooting out into the front wheel of his bike which sent him over the handlebars and smashing into Wade's car that was on its side.

Wade and Nova approached the groaning man.

"A hush falls over the crowd as rookie sensation Wade W. Wilson out of Regina, Saskatchewan, lines up the shot. His form looks good." Wade joked before kicking Francis up the face as Nova sat on the bonnet of a nearby car, laughing.

"And that is why Regina rhymes with fun. Ladies and gentlemen, what you're witnessing so sweet dick-kicking revenge." Wade grunted, jumping and landing in the middle of Francis' back. "Oh! Giving him the business." Wade threw him against the wall separating the roads. "Incoming!" He kicked off Francis' helmet. "This is taking unsportsmanlike conduct to a whole new level!" Wade stabbed one of his katanas through Francis' shoulder, all the way through the brick.

"Whoo whoo!" Nova cheered as Wade stood and bowed towards her.

"Thank you, kind sir!" Wade exclaimed in a posh voice as Nova laughed, joining his side.

"You're very welcome." Nova bowed mockingly, landing a roundhouse kick to Francis' face. "Oh, he's so much fun to kick!"

Wade laughed at his friend, high-fiving her. The mercenary placed two finger on Francis' forehead, tipping it backwards as the bald man panted heavily.

"Looking good, Francis. Well rested. Like you've been pitching, not catching." Wade said and Francis looked at him in confusion. "Ringing any bells? No?" Wade rolled up the bottom of his mask. "How about now?"

Francis chuckled slowly, breathing heavily, unbothered but the sword sticking out of his arm.

"Wade fucking Wilson." Francis stated, nodding slightly. "And who might you be?"

"I'm Jesus." Nova stated flatly, crouching next to Wade who handed her a katana and she stabbed it through his other shoulder. "Oh, I've heard so much about you, Baldilocks."

"Hm. Well, hello, gorgeous." Francis said, turning his attention back to Wade.

"Yeah, like I got but by a radioactive Shar-Pei." Wade mused. "Yeah. An whose fault is that, huh, Francis? Yeah, time to undo what you did to tis butterface."

"Please you should thank me. Apparently, I made you immortal." Francis bragged. "I'm actually quite jealous."

"Yeah, but this ain't a life worth living, is it?" Wade quizzed, wiggling the katana in Francis' shoulder and then slapping it. "Now, I about to do to you what Liz Bizkit did to music in the late 90's."

Wade punched the person approaching them without turning around. Now looked back and stared up at the large meta man. Wade felt Colossus' penis with his hand and Nova snorted in amusement.

"Dad? Wade asked and finally looked up at Colossus.

Colossus said nothing but grabbed Wade by the shoulder,flinging him into a car.

"I think we can all agree that shit just went sideways in the most colossal way." A voice spoke up and Nova stood up, looking at the sky.

"Seriously, how is that happening?"

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