Hermione Doesn't REALLY Care About Lavender & Ron's Ship. She Knows The Truth

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Hermione: Uh, girl, why're you crying?

Lavender: My boyfriend was cheating on me!

Hermione: (gasps) Oh my god! How did you find out?

Lavender: I saw him kissing a girl at Applebee's!

Hermione: (thinks) Oh! Girl, that was me! Haha! I guess I took your man! Oopsie!!!

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