Theseus & Eulalie

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Eulalie: Did it hurt when you fell?

Theseus: From what? Heaven? Or in love?

Eulalie: (inhales deeply) Dear. As much as I would LOVE to save your ego-

Eulalie: YOU JUST FACEPLANTED DOWN A FLIGHT OF STAIRS!!!!

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