Rolf: Lysander. I need you to muck out the kneazles part of the garden.
Lysander: (stuffing his feet into his shoes) Fuck it.
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Lorcan: Lily and I broke up.
Lysander: (chokes on the bacon he just inhaled) What?
Riley: (sniggering) Someone's excited.
Lysander: (through gritted teeth) Jesus ChRiSt!!!
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Lily: (falls off her broom)
Lysander: (jumps from his own) AAAAH!!!!
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Wizarding World AU's
FanfictionTo extend on Wizarding World Au's For You, because I can't add more parts onto that
