Theseus: What's the difference between a cheeseburger and an erection?
Eulalie: What?
Theseus: You're not giving me a cheeseburger right now.
Eulalie: (eyes flick over him; half intrigued- half disgusted)
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Wizarding World AU's
FanfictionTo extend on Wizarding World Au's For You, because I can't add more parts onto that