Newt Gets Captured

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Newt: (captured by one of Grindelwald's followers) Actually. the most impressive thing about you is that after all this time, you're still bone dead stupid.

Follower: Take aim.

Newt: You've got six billion pairs of eyes, but you still can't see the obvious, can you?

Follower: (getting agitated) Like what?

Newt: (gesturing to Abernathy below him) He is one inch too tall.

Newt: (lets a metal hook fly around the room; knocking into bunch of the followers)

Newt: (cuts himself free; jumping to the ground) Oh my god! I hit him! I've never hit anyone in my life!

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