Lysander & Riley Annoy Lorcan

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Lysander: This is my room! Entry! Please!

Lysander: (gestures to one bed) He is my brother. Lorcan Scamander.

Lysander: (looks to the camera, which is manned by Riley) He's a pain in my ass.

Lorcan: (looks disapprovingly at him)

Lysander: I get a room. He must share it with me.

Lorcan: (sighs exasperatedly)

Lysander: I get pet. He must get a pet.

Lorcan: (tuts his tongue as he turns the page of his book)

Lysander: I date Lily Potter-

Lorcan: (looks up and slams his book shut)

Lysander: -he breaks up with her after a year.

Lorcan: (ready to fight)

Lysander: (running away with Riley) Great success!

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