Wizarding World AU's

Benjamin Before He Was Eleven

Tina: How was school today?

Benjamin: It was good, but someone pushed Samuel off the seesaw.

Tina: And where were you?

Benjamin: I was over on the bench.

Tina: And what did you do?

Benjamin: Nothing. I was over on the bench.

Newt: But you saw what happened?

Benjamin: Yeah. Cause I was over on the bench.

Theseus: So, you saw what happened and you did nothing?

Benjamin: Yeah. Cause I was sitting over on the bench.

Tina: Let me ask you this. In Nazi Germany, when people saw what the Nazi's were doing and they did nothing, were those good people?

Benjamin: (confused) Oh, no. Those were people. You gotta the Nazi's.

Newt: But you saw what they were doing Samuel and you did nothing?

Benjamin: (lost it) CAUSE I WAS OVER THE BENCH!!!!!