Lily Gets Her Period Right Before A Marauder's Meeting

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Lily: It's period time!

Lysander: (inhales nervously)

Lily: Why can't mother nature just say, "Hey!!! You're not pregnant! Congratulations! Are you ready for Hot Girl Summer?!"

Hugo: (hiding his laughing with his hand)

Lily: Instead, I pee tomato sauce. It doesn't even taste the same.

Frankie: How-?

Lily: (shooting him a look) Don't ask me how I know that!

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