Wizarding World AU's

Louis Tells His Family How He Was Fired From His First Job

Louis: I wrote a joke for this awards show that had the word 'Midget' in it. And someone from the network came down to our offices and he said to me-

Higher-up: Hey! You can't put the word midget on TV!

Louis: And I said-

Past Louis: I sure would like to!

Louis: And he said-

Higher-up: No! Midget is as bad as the N-word!

Past Louis: First off, no! No, it's not! Do know how I know it's not?

Louis: -I said to him-

Past Louis: It's because we're SAYING the word midget and we're not even saying what the N-word is!

Louis: (telling everyone some advice) If you're comparing the badness of two words and you won't even say one of them, that's the worst word!